glizzyguzzler @ glizzyguzzler @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Wow gross you’re into MILFs?? Hot MILFs with mommy milkers???? Mature dommy mommy MILFs???!??????? Disgusting!

I got u bb

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minoan_eruption

First few sentences cover it; also in the earlier explanation I let “it” do much more than it should have. Santorini, now called Thera, is the island home to the settlement that got fuckin ROLLED

I do not remember where I learnst this, but I have a vague feeling it was within the last 5 years in a news article - indicating that the settlement on Santorini/Thera being Minoan may post-date your schooling education

ah I’m not talking about Crete I’m talking about Santorini, as it’s presumed to be a Minoan town that got abs blasted

Crete got cranked too tho amirite

Too based for the volcano they lived on

You didn’t! I just warn there is sound cause of how lemmy fails with videos with sound.

On some viewers clicking this to see it opens a video that absolutely ignores if you have your phone on silent mode loloooo

Of course it happened in a blahaj-less meme page 😞

Furiously masturbating on a train too, I see

Yea he got a soul now, I would be too 😩😩

I am reasonably pleased with my TV UI approximation. It’s an old Skylake-era CPU running Windows 10 Enterprise IoT LTSC which lasts until 2032.

I chose windows because Linux is often limited to 720p browser streaming. And I got tired of overcoming hurdles to make the thing work well, forget what they were but damn they sucked and took a lot of time. Burned through a ton of my self-allotted time fixing stuff till I just ripcorded Win 10 Ent IoT LTSC; Linux might go better for you!

Anyway, it’s at 150% desktop scale and I have the task bar auto hide. I have icons for all streaming sites, Freetube, and Jellyfin on the desktop arranged in a grid. It looks reasonably good, they open in Firefox or in their apps. I close the whole window when I’m done (I don’t use the browser’s tabs), which helps with the “TV box” feel of usage.

I have a remote that has some IR functions to turn the TV on and off and change inputs along with gyro mouse control. It’s hella China, just buy one on your relevant China source (Amazon, alibaba, etc.) - there are tons of clones. The light up feature on it makes an audible hum, so that sucks, but I don’t use it and don’t seem to miss it.

Best bonus is it blocks ads on all the streaming services I have (uBlock origin mostly, also AdGuard but I think uBlock Origin does the heavy lifting). And can turn on WireGuard for modern account sharing, going to automate it soon for certain streaming services.

Bois can never resist such bait

uuuugghhHGLBRLRLRLRLRBLRLRLRRRRRRRRrrrrr… drip - gravy cat

grinner

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Alesia#:~:text=It%20was%20the%20last%20major,to%20keep%20the%20Gallic%20relief

Amo narrationem Alexandri et Aristoteli in agris. Narratio fuit in libero Latini. Coitus intellegebatur. Heu! Dedidici paene omnia!

Tbh Zeus & Poseidon is better than Caesar III

Gotta have that hydra roaming & shitting on your city till you get that temple to Hercules erected

A mad lad linked a Seleucid series on an earlier Seleucid shitpost and that was a fire read

It’s unpaid fo sho 😞😞

You def get it Ur blasted, leaving the club at close with yo best bitches, and you’re responsible so you get ya ride. The app says ya ride is a Kia Chevy Juke and y’all’s abs cooked but one of yous is tryin hard cause you n yo best bitches don’t wanna get kidnapped Also you hit the club in March so it’s cold af at 4 am

I am impressed

I wanted:

Grace: Trip, you said you were going to put that away.

phone rings

thanos: hard melon require throbbing will

:0

:[

Trip: Okay, thanos you need to leave now

I got:

The buff senator from metal gear rising could beat thano, but only when red sun is playing