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Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

Excuse me Sir, what you do for a living?

Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

Select all squares that feature Jedi masters

Lord of the memes @midwest.social

Tolkien

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Learning languages as a colonizer

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Getting a bit to comfy

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Sitting like a Pro

  • The C standard library function int rand(void) returns a pseudo random integer between 0 and RAND_MAX (which should be at least 2^15, depending on the actual implementation).

    Depending on the distribution of the pseudo random numbers, it will be true for over > 99% of its applications.

    Source: trust me bro, and C++ reference

    Furthermore, there is no integer between 0 and 1, but I guess you mean a real number between 0 and 1.

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Me after I got fired

    Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    What about the Wookies?

  • Ok may bad, it’s the client I am using, it works on other Apps.

  • Although the best-before date had already passed, the chewing gum was still good.

  • There is one / to much, well it isn’t but the URL formatting isn’t working for me. 🥲

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Chewing gum as a promotional gift for a RTOS

    Memes @sopuli.xyz

    LinkedIn Park

    Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    Did you know

    Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    Froda

    Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Froda

    Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    I have the playground 🛝

    Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Can I buy you a lunch?

    Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    This haircut

  • Thanks for providing context, didn’t know that yet, but it makes somehow sense.

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    What if Vader from Star Wars is actually Anakin?

    memes @lemmy.world

    Habibi come to Paris

  • Tell me about your feelings, I will listen.

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    You can’t describe all of StarWars with just one quote

  • Keep looking, there is no oil on the legs.

  • There is evidence in the Hobbit that he eats young orcs. While your orcs do not imply that they are babies, there is another hint in the Books:

    'Then why didn't he track Bilbo further?' asked Frodo. 'Why didn't he come to the Shire?'  'Ah,' said Gandalf, 'now we come to it. I think Gollum tried to. He set out and came back westward, as far as the Great River. But then he turned aside. He was not daunted by the distance, I am sure. No, something else drew him away. So my friends think, those that hunted him for me. 'The Wood-elves tracked him first, an easy task for them, for his trail was still fresh then. Through Mirkwood and back again it led them, though they never caught him. The wood was full of the rumor of him, dreadful tales even among beasts and birds. The Woodmen said that there was some new terror abroad, a ghost that drank blood. It climbed trees to find nests; it crept into holes to find the young; it slipped through windows to find cradles.

    I guess with a little bit of imagination, it’s not that unlikely that he had eaten the babies of the woodmen of Mirkwood.

    On top of this, he had a discussion with Sam about the best way to cook rabbits, and Gollum said:

    They are young, they are tender, they are nice. Eat them, eat them!

    So he likes his rabbits young! Which seems to be a preference of him.

    But he definitely wanted to eat Bilbo. :D

  • I agree, but also this is kind of hard to prove.

  • I really like this app and I use it a lot, but I certainly need a lot more features before I am willing to pay for it:

    • upload of images in comments and the text section of a post
    • screenshot function like Apollo had
    • proper in app linking of Lemmy links (Lemmy links shouldn’t be opened in the browser)
    • open in App if the browser is on a Lemmy instance
    • videos should be played in the app that’s a huge one for me, especially peer tube videos
    • give me the possibility to directly upload a video to a peer tube instance of my choice, directly in creating a post.

    I experienced a few crashes and lags here and there.

    But I will definitely buy a few apps if they get more features. Btw. I don’t think theming is so important, it’s more like a nice to have.

  • I guess 2-3 persons more would have been fine, so much left.

  • Among it was Swiss cheese and general speaken strong intense tasting cheese.

    I also eat cheddar especially older one, but compared with some of the present one, cheddar it is mild.

    I don’t know why you think the cheese is bland? Color has nothing in common with taste.

    I don’t like bland bread 😅 but only one of the two breads was a rye wheat mixture, the other one was a wheat walnut bread.

    We missed the pickles I usually like them as well, but in the end we had way to much of everything.

  • We were three people and we had 11 cheeses, a little bit to much.

    But guess what I am gonna eat tomorrow. 😏

  • The green stuff ist guacamole 🥑 and the purple stuff is hummus with beetroot.

  • The battlefield:

  • Let me tell you it was incredible!

  • So there is no privacy in your relationships? If you can’t trust, get out of the relationship.

  • exc?

    Jump
  • Excited (?)

  • Proper integration is needed, and I mean really really good integration, gov. funded!