He got no grapes but he got no glue
la di da di doo.
So the duck came froggin'
la di da di doo.
The duck came froggin', the duck came groggin'
la di da di doo.
No clue.
However, it only makes sense up to a total point. When it gets to the bizarre situation that even trivial things are patented, and cannot be used, ever again, then IP stops being meaningful. IIRC the scrollbar in browsers used as such an example.
Like, IP, if used a little bit of it, helps innovation. But if the IP laws are too strict, it turns into the opposite, and hinders innovation.
Honestly just tell her that you like her and whatever, no need to be so indirect.