funkless_eck @ funkless_eck @sh.itjust.works

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and wet wipes don't dissolve

I grew up with the guy in the pic btw. He was always kinda intense.

I was jerking off around that age, hadn't ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me

no racism

I mean the whole point of the post is faux-xenophobia

The joke was "I just bought twitter, let that sink in."

But it wasn't even his joke, people on then-twitter were repeatedly sending that joke to him

Programming is definitely not an exact science.

Armchair amateur here but there's often a lot of talk about O(n), memory optimization, trash cleanup, compression methods, race conditions, vertex choice in matrices etc...

It reminds me of the neo-plasticists, whose argument was there is no significant difference between painting a farmer next to a pile of hay vs painting a pink square next to a yellow square: both are just arranging representative symbols on a canvas.

my own mother went to a bird sanctuary recently and was talking to a talking Parrot who mirrored her perfectly... until she realized it was someone on the other side of the cage

newspapers are long in the business of not getting sued.

If you write a story about a rich enough person, they have someone whose job it is to litigate every story about them. It's automatic. They do something news worthy and all you do is repeat the fact, the lawsuit is on your desk the same day. Doesn't matter how truthful it is, the lawsuit is there because they are rich.

Art fulfills many practical purposes. You live in an abode designed by architects, presumably painted and furnished with many objects d'art such as, a couch, a wardrobe, ceiling fixtures, a bathtub; also presumably festooned with art on the walls; you cook and eat food in designed cookware, crockery and cutlery, and that food is frequently more than pure sustenance; and, presumably you spend a fair amount of time consuming media such as television, film, literature, music, comedy, dance, or even porn.

name drop but I know Andy IRL, nice guy.

it was also on No Such Thing As A Fish recently

unfortunately not totally universally.

but the collaboration!

when you look at the statistics you'll find not only do they commit fewer crimes but they have an effect of bringing crime down in neighborhoods they live in

I've beaten most of the Gold Stakes and all of the challenges, its not a forever game. But it is fun.

Sometimes I'm busy man and trying to get something done

ctrl+h

\s+

enter

just go to your local rigger event they probably post about on fet

All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving weasels.

interestingly, too, this is a technique when you're improvising songs, it's called Target Rhyming.

The most effective way is to do A / B^{1 / C / B}2 rhymes. You pick the B^{2 rhyme, let's say, "ibruprofen" and you get all of A and B}1 to think of a rhyme

Oh its Christmas time
And I was up on my roof when
I heard a jolly old voice
Ask me for ibuprofen

And the audience thinks you're fucking incredible for complex rhymes.