funkless_eck @ funkless_eck @sh.itjust.works

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big pause or it doesn't make sense

you're saying you want more illegal immigration?

the only way to stop illegal immigration is to allow more paths to legal immigration.

After all, immigration is wholly and totally a net benefit, fiscally speaking.

cops are trained to shout "he's got a gun" after opening fire regardless because eyewitnesses won't remember the order of events and back them up

"I've found matter!"

Wrigley's gum is the chewiest gum

Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth

Your teeth are bones that live outside

and hang from your lips like BATS

OH

outside bones

outside bones

never forget your teeth are outside bones

and when you're a kid

they fall from your head

and to make it less weird

we say they're stolen by a demon

that your parents knoooooww

WRIGLEYS!

in the development a lot of stuff got cut too so there was art meant to be interacted with that ended up not being

we already got the mugwumps in office

☝️🤓 that would be reflection boxing, a different visual phenomenon

oh yeah fucking love to worship a guy who can barely focus 2 feet in front of him because he lives his life off his tits and is inured from consequence

it's a good time for them, dispassionately speaking- Ocean freight is down, meaning you're looking for nearshoring (Mexico and Canadian cross border freight), meaning you want more over the road shipping across large land masses than shipping to a port.

hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now

Louis XIV also hated people going to the bathroom, so you had to piss on the floor because you needed to do it quick before he noticed you were gone.

Intent comes from a root word meaning "to stretch," which became metaphorically to stretch one's mind in a particular direction.

One can say "This is my intent, that was my intent, it's my intent to continue with this, that was intended - all of those are my intentions, were my intentions and will be my intentions."

Yeah, as an immigrant who doesn't much like the idea of dying, I can't ever see myself deciding to suicide by cop rather than be deported. Being deported would suck ass harder than most things I've experienced - I'd lose my house, my job, be separated from my partner - but still preferable to being gunned down and drowning in my own blood as it fills my lungs.

that cartoon was about Rupert Murdoch

"We could hang ourselves... We'd get an erection"

"...An erection?!"

there's a reason The Grapes of Wrath has that turtle section in it...

It's a misdemeanor though in line with being drunk at Kroger or crossing through someone's garden without permission.

I'm a legal immigrant (to the USA), there absolutely should be a legal path to emigrate to any and all countries.

The only difference between me and her is that I could afford not to work for the 7 months between landing in the country and my green card arriving in the mail, as well as the roughly $10k in fees, and I don't have kids so being apart from my (then fiancee, now) wife for 14 months while the paperwork went through was also not such a big burden.

Having the privilege to endure those hardships does not constitute the entirety of being a good citizen.