Women won't let men leave until they've squashed a bug that's 20 feet away from them. The bear thing was always bullshit.
You have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.
No Man's Sky dev pulls out all the stops to fix a player's buggy save with 611 hours of playtime at risk: 'I promise to hawk that bug and fix it'
Ghosts are just another conspiracy theory."Haha, you plebs think it's just the plumbing, but I know the truth!"
Young earth creationists make up new element called "creationite" from which all elements came from, thereby filling in the radioactive decay plot hole in their narrative.
Everyone is all "actually it would be impossible" like this bitch did math before telling the guy to go fuck himself.
The perfumers have arrived. You do not escape. They spray you with scents until you're like a sad, wet dog.
rappelling from the ceiling"...and the microbots in the atmosphere are making my dick gay! My dick is gay!!"
Jack Black is what happens when the class clown doesn't become depressed and instead becomes even more of a clown
Robin Williams had a chronic disease with a horrible outcome. Guy went out on a high note, all things considered.
I keep accidentally saying innuendo and having to apologize because they happen in inappropriate situations.I just can't help when it pops up.
Women won't let men leave until they've squashed a bug that's 20 feet away from them. The bear thing was always bullshit.