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fsxylo @ fsxylo @sh.itjust.works
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Reality can be disappointing

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  • Being non-right is a level of bias I think the world can live with.

    • Comedy shows have laugh tracks cuz they aren't that funny

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  • Being trapped in a laugh track on big bang theory sounds like hell.

    • Borderline criminal

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  • Hey, you can charge good money for a "butter rough".

    • Stealing?

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  • Well because they're built to hook you up with their storefront where you can buy a my little pony gun for a third of the price of the game. And then play a fps asset flip game in front of the poors.

    • Star Wars Fans Always Agree with Each Other

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  • Hell, they flushed movie canon to make the force into Avatar.

    • Post-apocalyptic jobs

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  • When all the billionaires are dead and there's no one to create our jobs for us. :(

    • welp

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  • It's when they make you do like 20 of them. Bitch you already stopped the DDOS let me see my balance fuck.

    • Thanksgiving food is overrated

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  • If you don't care for a cranberry sauce's tartness or oversweetness to compensate for that tartness, consider pomegranate seeds or red currant jelly instead. Much more balance between sweet, fruit, and tart.

    • Thanksgiving food is overrated

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  • Separate the breast from the dark meat and cook to different times. Reassemble on the cutting board. Enjoy perfect turkey.

    Alternative: oven the breast and confit the dark meat with rosemary and garlic. You do it once a year so why not go the extra mile? Leftover confit meat can be made into ravioli filling.

    • God of Death

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  • At least half of the reason is that 2012 was roughly when a lot of millennials graduated from highschool and had to get jobs and pay bills and shit.

    • Just released my game, Amata, into early access! The whole campaign is ready to play and there is a free demo! <33

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  • I hate it but everyone does it so you have to do it. :(

    • There's a story here

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  • Comically yelling "come ooon!" While shaking the machine is not to be used to steal from the vending machine.

    • Can THC Turn Back The Clock? Cannabis Reverses Brain Aging, Boosts Mental Capacity, New Study Suggests

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  • Same energy as "wine is good for you!" As it turns out, no. Wine is absolutely poisonous to you.

    • Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 Delayed AGAIN — This Time to the First Half of 2025

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  • For a brief moment, you'll shine brightly.

    • Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 Delayed AGAIN — This Time to the First Half of 2025

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  • Are you going to open a food cart for your ass bacon?

    • They called an "emergency meeting" this week to solve the mystery

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  • They thought they could charge the same money as real sandwich places. Lol.

    • Also, could we encase the whole thing in plastic?

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  • Morning cold pizza that you can just eat straight out of the fridge is ambrosia. It's like a third of your problems for the day have been solved.

    • Peak Fantasy

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  • Tricksy little flat earthers!!

    • Is it just me, or does it feel like Lemmy is being hit with a wave of political spam?

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  • Blocking half this site has made it significantly more pleasant.

    • Come and take it

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  • I'm not touching him with my bare hands.