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big-ass dragon.

skate around on hot wheels, zip around the burj khalifa, blend in with humans.

wear a beat-up rag in the desert and save a traveler.

be mysterious at the soup kitchen. but an observant worker notices something's off.

live through a hundred calamities because eh, humanity will get through it.

smash a wall with my big-ass human-form tail.

eat 1500 drumsticks, sleep 80 hours, then fix the wall bc the landlord's a nice lady and i don't want to disquiet her.

the soup kitchen friend is on to me.

big-ass dragon.

Hey guys, gals, and Jofans! It's ya boy, Jofa, and we're here with another video about how to use the ping command!

Dubstep intermission with spinning letters

𝓙 𝓞 𝓕 𝓐

Dubstep end

So, today we'll be teaching you about ping. But first, I want to apologize for my upload schedule. I've been having a lot of trouble lately, my bicycle broke down, I got a papercut, and my wife's dad's brother's dog-walker-in-law crashed my divorce, but that's a story for another time. Anyway, it's time to start our... can you believe it? #500 Skill Videos. sips water That's like a 500th anniversary of skills. Speaking of skills,

SquareSpace intermission

Alright, enough rambling. Here's how to use the ping command. Ping was invented by bucket makers when they realized dropping a coin in a bucket made a sound. ping... let's see. Oops, typo. Anyway, that's what it looks like!

Random shit until 10:00

Thanks for watching my video! Be sure to like, subscribe, hit the bell, hit up my Patreon, send ETH, and become a channel member! My Discord is in the description. Jofout!

Say it with me, boys:

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People who call others cringe can be pretty cringe. Also people who generalize -- e.g. via "all people who call others cringe are cringe" -- is a cringe. Also people who stay noncommittal, avoiding vulnerability under layers of irony, can be pretty cringe too.

Relevant xkcd.

Antimetaboles, maybe? It's when you switch two words for poetic effect.

When the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin'!

It's fun to sound pseudo-poetic by trying to make one on the fly. Easier than a limerick

In this world, you either have bot aim, or you have aimbot.

It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum

_{Shakespeare was lowbrow too, ok}

As consumable ice cream, of course 𖦹°‧🍨🍦🍧🍨𖦹°‧

Your bullet formatting is disarrayed btw ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

I'd imagine these options being unlock-only. You have to travel between multiple wiki dungeons and blog towns to evolve your item c;

(Now I want nix flake cornflakes)

NASA: Oh you guys are back early!

Astronaut: Moon's haunted.

NASA: What?

Astronaut: grabs gun and gets back on ship Moon's haunted

A lone white lawn chair on the surface of Mars

Didn't know this existed at all. What a unique artstyle. Thanks lobotomy driver usb person

Our party peers over the gate and sees...

Kali Bandit (Level 3)

A script kiddie. Lots spawn at once.

STR: 3 (+7 during practice combat)
DEX: 3
CON: 5 (-4 when angry)
INT: 4
WIS: 1
CHA: 1

Kali Mercenary (Level 9)

Uses Kali for work. Well-balanced, but weakened because the company hasn't had a security incident anyway.

STR: 8 (+15 when fighting Kali Bandit)
DEX: 9
CON: 10 (-2 when teammate gets phished)
INT: 12
WIS: 12
CHA: 8 (-2 when dealing with the one paying for them)

17 year old with Amazon fire stick (Level 12)

The judge prohibited them from touching computers.

STR: 7 (+3 if he gets SSH running...)
DEX: 8
CON: 12 (+1 from the big house)
INT: 16
WIS: 7
CHA: 9 (-2 when dealing with Nvidia)

Hmmm... shaw to you too, shark fucker 420

 cpp

    
Charm of Kingsoul (rare):
=> No cost too great:
   User mana slowly refills
   while using an
   uncommon init system.
   Buffs from charm of
   systemd become negative.
=> No mind to think: Charm
   uses 5 inventory slots, but
   gives +1 WIS on wisdom saves
=> No will to break: User can
   choose to sacrifice charm
   and obtain Void Heart.

  

Don't worry, I'm kind of ignorant on it too! But it's fun :)

 swift

    
Bowl of Rice (uncommon, consumable)
=> Funroll loop: When eaten,
   options apply for ten turns
=> Config hell: User is a survivor
   of config hell. -2 dexterity and
   +1 int until the next rest.
   Attunement-based items
   increase stat options by +1
   each in exchange for -2 CON each.
=> Screenshot: +1 CHA when a
   photograph is taken
=> Form over function: User is drawn
   to rainbow pastel. -2 on WIS checks

  

Price of armor x ﹏ x

Maybe another stat, if I may join you --

 swift

    
=> Brand o' The Wiki:
   After 100 hours in the wiki, every
   hundred words uttered must
   either include RTFM or the
   acronym of this debuff. Wears
   off when near natural vegetation

  

A cam unregistered is what I need
for grainy YouTube crowdsourced treasures mine.
The seventh window's surfers are agreed:
our time's demarked when there's a mark of time.

edit: Motif, huh? c;

disk parting o(╥﹏╥)o

Reminds us of all the little run-ins...

The Double D (common)

• Active: Chant to erase a small space into nothingness. Inventory disappears if you slightly mispronounce (nat20 < 2)
• Passive: Keychains are easier to prepare.

deleted bc kinda personal

11 to 70? For real? Did you have stellar self-sureness or problem-solving or resistance to peer-pressure or a todo list when you came back?

I saw an old Reddit story about something like this (someone got concussed, lived a false life, then woke up on the football turf again) but didn't believe it.

Really? It was this one for me

edit: maybe I had my memories crossed into mixture