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Oh, right. The obedience only matters if you have to make yourself do it. It doesn't count if it's natural and painless and costs you nothing. Can't believe I forgot about that?

Being that it's cards against humanity, I expected them to email a disapproving message to your mother.

If an all-knowing creator didn't want humans to eat fruit from a specific tree, he shouldn't have grown that tree in the only garden he had humans in.

You can make toothpicks out of anything if you're willing to find a hard bit in it that can be sharpened or whittled.

Holds up a chicken. Behold! A tree!

My cat has like ten games that all involve hiding somewhere in the house he knows I will walk past, and ambushing me and biting me. And then running away.

He is not understimulated. He requires a minimum of 30 minutes of uninterrupted fetch a day, and frequently gets hours of it. He's just an asshole. A hilarious asshole.

I have yet to put a hat on him but if I did he would absolutely deserve it. It would probably be a sombrero with the word "dickhead" written on it.

Can you imagine if she had rejected him? She could've killed him!

White napped crane life expectancy in the wild is unknown.

So it sounds like you didn't know that, either.

That's why I'll randomly put double sided tape on surfaces.

Warren isn't bought by them.

I made a dhampir in pathfinder based on several truths about me and one of them was that I abhor direct sunlight.

Ah. The Superman loophole.

I'm explaining to the people downvoting that the cartoon man in this meme is from a show written by the man scottmeme is linking to on youtube. And the phrase, "Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!" Is a common meme from that fandom (and said by what is probably my favorite villain of all time.)

That's Alex Hirsch. He made Gravity Falls. He voiced Bill Cipher. He also voiced King on Owl House.

Same episode that gave us the amazing, "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

Being bi is literally the best of both worlds. It's the sexual equivalent of being born wealthy.

The coastal mathematicians are just into math to screw you and take your money. The geniuses at πzo really captured the spirit of the math.

(I had to go a long way to get to πzo but I'm glad ai got there.)

Terrible news. Looking permanently moist has been the hot makeup trend for a while now.

My cat loves to answer my questions with a gentle bite on the leg or knee or calf. But in his defense, he only does that if the questions happen while he's sleeping or doing a social roll.

If he's awake, my conversation is answered with SCREAM.

I need to add here (because I always do on the off-chance that it might help someone) that you can have too low of blood sugar depending on your specific genetics. I had an a1c of 3.8 when I was doing keto. I had basically had nondiabetic hypoglycemia for so long I was no longer showing symptoms. Please see a doctor if you do anything too dramatic, diet-wise.

I am not storing my info anywhere for any reason.

Binders full of women, you say?