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  • The most memorable time was when I was playing a Blickish (see also; halfling) and the ladder was taller than me by more than double. I said it was collapsible! It stuck up over my head and my pack was lashed to it!

    The ensuing chaos of people fighting for and against this information was highly entertaining.

  • "Everybody's record starts somewhere." If you're considering doing something illegal, is this worth starting your record? (It's also used to dismiss someone getting into trouble for the right reason.)

    I'm realizing that my previous one sets a bad tone for this, but I had hippie uncles, and we were all taught, "We do not cooperate with the police." Some of us were recently reminiscing about one of my dead uncles and said, "We do not-!" And the rest of us said, "-cooperate with the police!"

    All the rest of them are your typical American South sayings.

  • I ritualistically begin every character sheet with an 10-foot ladder in my pack.

    I always have to justify it about a million games later but it's my favorite ridiculous thing to carry.

  • This is my boy. He scratches all his posts, his scratchers, everything and is very good about it, but at a certain length he'll do his usual routine where he'll gently hook the edge of a blanket and lift it, and drop it to ask someone to tuck him in, and the blanket won't drop.

    He also might catch a claw on the sofa or something. Time to clip claws!

  • You know what would be a fantastic way to spur forward legislation and law stopping the president from doing anything bonkers?

    Having the president do something bonkers that the evil assholes who are setting the field to make Trump a king, have no choice but to stop.

  • The people arguing against using this new power because using it now makes you just as bad as "them," are the dog-sitting-in-a-room-on-fire meme.

    "Using the fire ax is just as evil as destroying the house yourself! Get fucked. We caught the Republicans smoking. Make them smoke the whole pack.

  • Never watched the show but I googled her and the problem isn't that she's a fatty. It's that her face shape is so round, so people see more fat than if there.

    I'm probably a good 50 pounds heavier but my family has obscenely high cheekbones so even as a fatty I have those hollows in my cheeks that people assume is thin. It's not the weight there, it's bone structure.

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  • Pointing out that Jesus was absolutely not the only person who carried a cross and was crucified is an excellent point. The cartoonist absolutely missing the whole... thing with thos image.