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I want to take a moment to talk about the idiocy of hanging up on Jon Oliver.

If Jon Oliver calls you to ask a question, you need to answer. Hanging up on Jon Oliver asking if you've fucked a couch makes me think you actually have fucked a couch.

Before, I was in it for the memes, but that really does make me think he's fucked a couch.

This is so much more satisfying than, "here's a pretty dress so you can catch a man you wouldn't mind being enslaved by."

I always choose, "they want to get rid of porn."

The most selfish assholes I know might not care about the 99% of the list, but they won't tolerate a disruption in porn.

Wait I have another one.

"I mean, he's just rambling incoherently. It doesn't mean we shouldn't give him access to our nuclear arsenal." - that same asshole, almost certainly

"Sure, there's a whole written plan about this you can read for yourself on the internet, but he barely mentioned that he has a plan to become a dictator. It doesn't really mean you should care." - that asshole, probably

I just got a job at a place that does batch interviews. You go through the process, then they tell you they want to do an interview. You get a text or email with slots available and you and every other applicant fights for one of 50 interview slots available.

It's a competitive job so you have to click the link within 5 minutes or you don't get a slot.

I missed the first one (slots were all full) but I got the second round. Came in with all the other applicants, did the interview, got hired.

It's certainly degrading and dehumanizing to go through this process, but for companies who have tons of applicants, they can get away with it.

What are you replying to? I don't give a shit about fratricide. A woman orgasming because the fetuses inside her are murdering each other is the part I have a big problem with.

Jesus fucking Christ what sick man wrote this?!

I got some of those corrugated scratching boards and popped one onto the second step from the bottom and another onto the top of the stairs and he never deviated from the scratchers after that.

My favorite part of the "before" picture is the 4 mugs.

Same energy as telling an alcoholic, "but you're so fun when you drink!"

I meant it made me laugh, sweetie!

Usually I don't care about simple errors but cadidate got me.

The guy who is pulling his helmet up has so much power in this moment. I'm glad for him there's photos to prove it because I would never have believed him if he told me this story.

On the Moon, we have Momazon.

Seriously. I don't want skub either but fuckin let people enjoy things.

Thank you very much! Now to binge.

I would love a source.