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Pubs in the UK used to (or still do?) have blackcurrant and lime cordial for this.

"Lager and Lime", "Lager and Blackcurrant" and "Cider and Blackcurrant" were pretty common 20-30 years ago. A shot of cordial (concentrated juice), then filled up with lager beer.

There was also orange cordial behind the bar, but nobody ever drank "Lager and orange". I believe it was some form of crime.

It's a bit weird, isn't it?

Technically, the navigational tool is "a compass" and the geometric draw-a-circle tool is "a pair of compasses" (I don't know why) - but in general use, people just call both of them "a compass".

We've had hundreds of years to rename one of them, but for some reason haven't bothered.

Sadly, it's been mildly drifting that way since the 1990s - though the drifting has sped up quite a bit during most of the Tory Governments. Not sure if Brexit specifically sped things up again, but it wouldn't surprise me.

"YOU. THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW."

Are you The Gatekeeper from the tv/boardgame Atmosfear?

A "consent and pay", or "paywall" (or even "register-wall") website is totally fine and should be free to exist - but it shouldn't be indexed by search engines as a response to a question, and shouldn't be linkable on any form of social media.

Me "Hi, is that, umm... Phones, number four, uhhhh?"

Phones4u "Haha, yes, but It's pronounced 'Phones For You'"

Me "Oh, it's it a wrong number? I've got it written down here, it's a number four, not a word 'for' f-o-r, and it's not the word 'you', but just a letter U on its own, which is pronounced 'uh'"

Phones4u "yes, that's how we write it"

Me "Why? Why didn't you do it properly? It's just like that argument with the 90s boyband Fiveive all over again."

Etc etc

Is it a weird guilt thing?

I hated that song when the programme was new, but now I feel guilty about it, because someone was trying their best, and they wrote, re-wrote, edited and worked on that song and for every instrument and vocal, someone practised and practised and performed, and even if it wasn't quite to my taste, it doesn't mean it was bad, and I picture them still crying themselves to sleep at night, twenty years later, going "everyone hates the song I did for Star Trek Enterprise and now I hate myself", so I make sure to watch the full intro so I don't hurt their feelings.

That's what everyone else does too, right?

This is good, but they could really do with running these for older people too.

Here's one I heard this week for example:

"My friend down at the bowls club said on Facebook that they're not even real immigrants, but they're special forces soldiers from the secret UN Army and they're bringing them over here to take over the British and they've all got really good shoes and mobile phones you see, that's how you can tell and they're all of fighting age aren't they?"

6. Rupert Murdoch
7. The Daily Mail, Express, Telegraph
8. Nigel Farage
9. Elon Musk
10. Putin's Internet disinformation army

"Phwoar! Most of the people in this hospital are wearing nurse's uniforms! Kinky!"

I thought the pull-string light switch inside the bathroom was the standard in the UK?

I've only seen switches outside bathrooms in the last 5 years, in recent "having the bathroom re-done" cases.

It might be an age of house or regional thing though.

The Tooth Fairy is trying to save up for retirement.

Here they still exist - they just make you pay if you want a new one. I (and seemingly most people) use them all the time still, but I guess more people reuse them more times now. I'm quite happy to pay 30p for one when the old ones get used up. I think they're a bit sturdier than they used to be too - so less likely for the handles to snap when you've still got a mile to walk home.

I guess it mostly cut down on unwanted ones getting littered etc. Now they're valuable, all the more reason to hoard them in a cupboard in the kitchen.

Where you are it sounds like they stopped existing - what do you put your food shopping in? Do you still have a thousand left that you previously hoarded?

I think technically it's both, but it's mainly focused on the former - the shop and supermarket ones. You now pay 20 or 30p for them - previously when they were free, they would sometimes force a bag on you, even if you didn't want one (I guess to walk around advertising their shop).

Throwing pretend milkshakes at a pretend Nigel Farridge is disrespectful.

We should be burning effigies of him on bonfires.

"Hmm...", said the sword, quizzically. "The scriptures on those are a little vague in the translation the Blacksmith had".

The sword paused for a moment to think, its metal shifting subtly in a manner which could vaguely be described as coy.

"Maybe...", stuttered the sword, "you could show me what that means".

"Hahaha!", said the sword. "I will twist your mind until you're wearing mixed fabrics, having pre-marital sex, and using the Lord's name in vain!", it cackled.

"I'll even make you skip church on the sabbath!".

I'm pretty sure that's the best possible answer.

I'd be interested to see what other foods could reasonably be used as bookmarks.

Must be:
a) Flat enough to be a bookmark b) Leave as little residue as possible

To be fair, as far as foodstuffs-for-bookmarks go, I think a plastic cheese slice must be one of the best.

... "étoile de mer", which would roughly translate as "star of the sea" or "sea star" - the same as the Spanish "estrella de mar", Portuguese "estrela do mar" or Romanian "stea de mare".