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We will be remembered for being on the right side of history, just wait and see!

-Columbia University

Maybe it's "you are welcome (to ask me for help/favors, as I am neutral to the task. I might even enjoy it.)"

And "it's not a problem (for me to do what you asked me to do; we have now both acknowledged that I have done something to help you that was not organic to me, but now we can move past it with no further conversation.)"

I bet "no problem" to some people is like seeing someone wear a T-shirt to church. They'd really prefer it if you would put on a suit and tie, even though the purpose of both are the same (cover my body when away from home because that is our current social agreement), because a T-shirt is disrespectful.

Also everyone sucks, it is a problem, and you are not welcome.

Both of you are idiots, I've been a caring and empathetic person my entire life!

My coworker and I had to rock-paper-scissors who hurt the most to go home early

Oh look. A two day old account.

They come in pints?? I'm getting one, you piece of shit.

Ootini!!!

Bad bot

Periscopin' that they gon' catch me jibin' dirty

This happened to me once, on a flight from JFK to Columbus OH. I was pissed because I had traveled the last 22 hours to get out of southern France back to the states, and then got kicked from my final little flight home. They gave me $200 to their airline (Delta) that had an expiration date, and a room at DoubleTree to take me back to the airport next day.

I couldn't afford another trip after that so they canceled my $200 coupon after a year. So, yeah, you get compensated, I guess

I'm glad you have a lovely family, I'm glad all of you have lovely families.. sorry that you are bald and fat, but hey that's alright. I don't think I'll say hi next time, so please don't either.

-me being bullied by my dad's friend's kids. For a decade. They once broke my arm and hid me so I couldn't tell their parents.

I fucking hate them so much.

When I said that to my dog, she just repeated it back at me, but with this mocking, high pitched tone... not gonna lie, my feelings were hurt.

This is what I thought of immediately. Crop dusters, how about flame retardant? Can you not put fires out from the air in Tennessee?

I do not think it means what you think it means.

Good Vibrations or Here Comes the Sun, my parents would let me use their walkmans (walkmen?) when I would play Commander Keen and Jill of the Jungle. It was a blast

I moved to contiguous USA (am from AK) when I was 18. I had never experienced allergies before, so was literally taking cold medicine a few times in the summer. I always assumed I was just coming down with something (summer colds weren't that uncommon in my childhood, but that's for me to reflect on), until I had scratched my nose open with a snotified face and a friend of mine said ".......do you want a Claritin? I have one in my car.." Then I had an existential crisis realizing that I could suffer from plants that I didn't stumble into or something to get myself an allergic reaction. Basically, once upon a time I thought seasonal allergies were for people that were just TOO sensitive to everything. womp womp

This is incredible. I've had 2 friends grow up with one of their parents suffering through MS. It is one of the cruelest diseases I've ever seen. Imagine eradicating it! I get bummed out nonstop... but, this is truly a giant step forward.

Youthful me, up for anything : shit, I'll have what she's having! Deeply depressed me in the world today : dang, and she wasn't even on drugs..

Wish I could upvote you twice

Lockheed Martin: JEEZ NASA it was just the ONE time!!!