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British nuclear sub missile launch fails as Trident dramatically misfires and ‘plops’ into ocean just yards away

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  • Get it out and over with...

    Keep it secret it's twice the size when it gets loose. (Pardon my phrasing)

    • What's your favorite song?

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  • I couldn't possibly pick one! Depends on my mood, on who I am that day 😁

    • If you could split yourself into a copy of yourself, how many copies would you make to satisfy all your wishes?

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  • One would go to work, the other would be a house-husband.

    I love my work, just don't have enough time to stay home, keep the place clean and tidy, read my books, visit places and chill!

    • If you could split yourself into a copy of yourself, how many copies would you make to satisfy all your wishes?

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  • Two would be ideal.

    Three would have greater benefits, greater complexity and problems.

    • Keir Starmer Has No Real Climate Plan

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  • He has no real plan on anything. Not his style.

    He believes in moving through the complexities in a responsive way, it's the kind of person he is and shows through his past work.

    Not as inspiring as a visionary leader. The upside of his approach is he's not making promises he can't deliver on.

    • A terminal window periodically flashes on my screen every few minutes. It goes away in one second. I have no idea what it is, nor how to stop it.

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  • First place I'd look.

    Run MSConfig and see what's running on startup.

    Turn off any services you don't want and any programs you don't need. I suggest hiding Microsoft services unless you're confident, it's easy to break something and they're unlikely to be causing that.

    • Pranks rule

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  • Wanna get a bit closer with that pistol.

    The bullets are known to gang oft agley

    • If Tasha Yar stayed on the show, what do you think would have happened? How would she have been written?

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  • Never occurred to me that what TNG needed was a scene suggesting worf and data are getting it on.

    Worf always said he needed someone less fragile than humans

    • I've recently turned 20. What highly specific advice you, lemmy users, would offer me?

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  • Start a pension, now.

    By the time you retire they're going to be even more valuable than they are today.

    And thanks to the way they work, starting early with a small amount has a bigger impact than putting loads in when you're earning more later.

    • Game rule idea

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  • The show would be very revealing as we'd learn what 12 men think the signals look like!

    • What are your experiences with the Mandela Effect?

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  • Enough people that there's this effect named after this happening

    • Your appendix is not, in fact, useless. This anatomy professor explains

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  • If it's useless that could be in the future. Evolution works to it's own timescales

    • I got less than 2 hours of sleep and I'm having a terruleble day at work

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  • That's handy!

    • I'm a doctor, not a PhD!

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  • Be me

    Sitting at my station in the shuttle bay waiting for someone to need a shuttle

    Two people on the deck below me activate their replicators at the same time

    My console explodes, tearing off an arm and burning half my uniform off, and skin too.

    Stagger out the door looking for help.

    See someone in the new medical uniforms, so glad they changed that so I don't accidentally ask a botanist for help.

    It's a betazoid psychiatrist

    Die and get fired out of the ship in a torpedo.

    • moldy rule

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  • I'm struggling to read that that fine text around the edge in a circle. I think it might be some form of elvish. Something about a ring

    • Dad had swag

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  • Vasectomy scar says no.

    • Dad had swag

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  • If your dad had hair like that I bet you're a grandfather yourself by now.

    • Tens of thousands of pregnancies from rape occurring in abortion-ban states

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  • As appalling as this is, it's what was predicted if these bans came into force. Horrible that people are losing such basic autonomy.

    What I'm shocked by today is the amount of rape happening in America. If these numbers are accurate then that's really alarming

    • Trolls have flooded X with graphic Taylor Swift AI fakes

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  • That damn algorithm. You send a dic pic to one celebrity and you're being bombarded for life

    • Why do you think they don't show Brave here?

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  • Grab the low hanging fruit

    Sounds like locker room banter to me