esadatari @ esadatari @lemmy.world

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feeling it in me bones

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at the old dive bar i used to go to, at the end of the night, they’d clear your tab if you could finish a glass from the trough without throwing up.

this has a special wrenching in my stomach to think about

right but i never imagined the muppet biting a pillow saying deeper daddy in a goofy fuckin voice

you see, according to texas politics, it’s only fraud if they lose, if they win it’s just fine, no voter fraud here boss.

speaking as a left leaning texan

the thought of a muppet being a bottom is intriguing

this

bro got a Spanish dog np np just learn Spanish

if i say “look i’d date my buddy steve but he doesn’t have tits and he does have a dick, and it just so happens that i like tits and i don’t like dick.”

that’s me saying “yes steve’s a standup guy and sure i could theoretically date him but there are glaring differences in my preferences and his equipment.”

that’s not homophobic. that’s not transphobic. it’s a manner of speaking in a comedic tone in a community that is based in comedy.

and my guy/gal, you don’t know me or what i’ve done throughout my life, so starting in with a declarative “you’re not an ally!” really? jump to conclusions much? i can still be a staunch ally for someone’s rights and equal treatment and still say “preferences are preferences”. it may not be an ally on your perfect terms, and i’m okay with that.

i’m going to state anything to anyone the way i would another person, regardless of sexual preference, gender, race, religion, whatever. and if that person doesn’t like something, that’s their prerogative.

this is coming from a staunch fucking ally that has been there for more than a couple of friends that have transitioned.

but you gotta realize the outside world is not beholden to your preferences or desires. and if someone else runs counter to that, it’s literally as simple as not dating the guy.

he stated his preference. he likes breasts. he doesn’t like dicks. he would likely say that he likes breasts because as is obvious, the dude likes em. so it someone had a problem with that type of complimenting, it’d probably not work out.

sooooooooooooooooooooo there’s literally no problem here except you’re feeling attacked. with the amount of things y’all have to put up with in society, i understand y’all’s bitterness and anger and exasperation and frustration with any interactions. but this seems a silly hill to die on. it’s a dude’s preference.

hands you the bleach

this isn’t an action/reaction singled out to all democrats, just the idiots that fell into the dark brandon meme culture trap.

these same people would bitch about how MAGA fucking idiots would be like OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH TRUMP OWNED YOU DEM BITCHES. FUCKIN OWNED THE LIBS LOL. etc

and they don’t see the irony that they’re acting the same stupid fucking way as MAGA cunts.

quite frankly it’s disappointing.

i was this many minutes old when i realized is name is a play on “dick in ass” “frank in farter”

oh wow. extra notes of joy henceforth whenever i watch it from now on.

what a twist!

¿ i s t h i s l o s s ?

shitty speshul powers

eh DHCP isn’t really important right? obviously if it hasn’t changed since the 80’s why would you need to reboot your server.

what are vulnerabilities?

i worked for a hybrid hosting and cloud provider that was partnered with Electronic Arts for the SimCity reboot.

well half way through they decided our cloud wasn’t worth it, and moved providers. but no one bothered to tell all the outsourced foreign developers that they were on a new provider architecture.

all the shit storm fail launch of SimCity was because of extremely shitty code that was meant to work on one cloud and didn’t really work on another. but they assumed hurr hurr all server same.

so you guys got that shit launch and i knew exactly why and couldn’t say a damn thing for YEARS

nice try stone cold steve austin, we’re all onto your “what” gimmick! WE’VE SEEN IT BEFORE

a good fellow soul