elliot_crane @ elliot_crane @lemmy.world

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Why the fuck would a Kennedy need to sell drugs?

Ever been around trust fund babies on a university campus? Plenty of them like recreational drugs, and sure as shit aren’t meeting up in a seedy bar bathroom to buy a baggie of dubious quality powder from a local dealer. I don’t think it was so much a need as it was a market opportunity.

FTA:

“I don’t know anything about them, other than somebody else generated them,” Trump told Fox Business correspondent Gary Trimble after his campaign event in Asheboro, North Carolina, on Wednesday. “I didn’t generate them.”

Hmm.. why do I get the feeling that he generated them?

Yep. I’ve been doing this for a while now with a cheap old no-name bike and an ipad. Poor man’s peloton ftw.

Certainly not, but it does result in hilarious headlines like this one, and you just KNOW that he’s seeing them and it’s got him fuming.

Yeah, it turns out civility, like tolerance, is a social contract.

If you don’t give it, you sure as hell don’t deserve to get it.

• the urinal shitter (exactly what it sounds like, he was never caught)
• a notable/well-liked student athlete was suffering from depression and sadly took his own life
• the cool young teacher ended up being a pedo and his victim was a 15 y/o girl he was tutoring
• someone called in violent threats to interfere with notable school events (sports games, tests, etc.); this happened multiple times and then we never heard about it again, nobody in my circle ever heard anything about who it was

They could have also shut the fuck up at any point previous, but we’ll accept “now” as well.

First paragraph:

He won the Worst Supporting Actor award at the 11th Golden Raspberry Awards

lmfao..

I’ve always been in that camp that doesn’t listen to her music but gets the impression that she’s a decent person. After watching that video I can confirm that Taylor Swift is a MF real one.

While this is a nice pet theory, Candace Owens is a woman, so not really sure that being a gay man really checks out here unless Candace is also secretly trans. She is also black so the use of slavery vocabulary could be some weird race-based self-hatred or something.

Vance must be practicing stringing words together in a stroke-inducing order, a very important skill for a GOP ticket member, no doubt.

Could happen. He’s been spiraling so hard after Biden stepped aside that he posted a fanfic the other night, in which Biden triumphantly storms the DNC and reclaims the nomination that was “stolen” from him.

Someone please make sure JD knows that Walz said “get off the couch” and not “get the couch off”.

Me or Rittenhouse?

Narrator: he did.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgrlrzw5550o

He seems to like Musk this month, maybe he will.

SMFH these damn California liberal elites get to have TWO birthplaces? Most Americans are struggling to afford just one..

/s

Whoever Harris ends up picking for the ticket VP should immediately and loudly call for scheduling a VP debate with Vance. Make them squirm and come up with more excuses for ducking yet another debate.

It’s not quite “A tasty fish.” yet, so I look at it and think “I should try cooking this.”

A mechanical engineer, Ortberg has put more than 30 years in aerospace and defense, including numerous executive roles.

Cautiously optimistic that Boeing will get back to the engineering quality standard it was once known for, now having an actual engineer back at the helm.