elliot_crane @ elliot_crane @lemmy.world

Posts

0

Comments

340

Joined

2 yr. ago

A quick and easy guide for politicians, lawmakers, and judges when making determinations regarding questions of medications:

1. Are you a trained and licensed medical professional? If yes, go to step 2. If no, go to step 3.
2. Great, provide your honest professional opinion with peer review, proceed to step 3.
3. Shut the fuck up.

LOL byeeeeee 👋

But also do not support NBC. Show them that hiring these kinds of contributors will not be tolerated in the first place.

Do you want to lose customers forever? This is how you lose customers forever.

This is about the dumbest business decision either side could have made here. The Affinity tools’ only competitive advantage was not having the Adobe pricing model. Canva’s pricing model is basically dogshit Adobe lite.

Only soy wojack soft boys with tiny hands don’t have their own mechs.

Can we go further than that? I think we should try to convince him to build his own gaudy brass-plated mech, then laugh at him when he shuffles up a slow ramp to get inside the thing and it malfunctions in the process. Then he’ll try to convince Elon to buy it in order to afford his next appeal.

You know damn well he doesn’t have the physical strength to rip a shirt.

To further dehumanize it for not buying enough pizza of course. /s

There was a hearing in Byrne's case in federal court in Washington, D.C., at 3 p.m. Monday. Lambert attended the hearing despite the warrant.

After the hearing concluded, all lawyers and observers, except for Lambert, exited the meeting room and U.S. marshals entered.

LOL

Poor Mike Johnson …

I thought we didn’t know anything about his finances because he never submitted supposedly required paperwork upon getting elected. (I’m playing on words here but my point stands)

You made your bed chucklefuck Mike, now lay in it.

A lot of those criticisms are valid but I feel like the average observer wouldn’t pick out those details when viewing the drawings as a whole. In that sense, the art isn’t spectacular but it achieves what it is intended to IMO.

Excellent - Democrats should get the aid for Ukraine secured then continue pushing the border issue loudly so that it becomes obvious for those in the back of the room that Republicans are just using it as fodder for the election.

Good.

Americans who don’t want a fascist takeover need to realize that FPTP does not give a single shit about your third-party candidate with ~1% of the vote. Sorry, it hurts but it’s true. If you fail to back Biden, you enable trump. It really is that simple. Is it healthy for our democracy? Hell no - but using the 2024 ballot box to make that statement is foolish, irresponsible, and dangerous. Sometimes the lesser of two evils is the best choice you’re going to get.

From the director of Jijanic.

🫡

MTG: Go fuck yourself! You’re gonna feel the wrath of.. (sniff, sniff)

Biden: (offering a handful of oats) You hungry?

MTG: (vigorous munching) Neiiiiiigh

Biden: There there, looks like somebody just had a grumbly tummy (brushes her mane)

MTG: Whinnie!

Gaetz: (crushing an adderall and a viagra into a can of Red Bull, all while resembling Butthead) [incoherent mumbling]

I don’t know why I wrote this and I could press delete, but sharing is caring.

How long until Donnie boy starts trying to dodge the debates because of “these corrupt political sham trials” and his fanatical followers lap it up?

That is just sheer comedic prowess right there.

Posted this once before and I’m gonna keep going until it no longer amuses me:

One of the ex-presidents of a very big country stood up and asked me, he said to me, “Well sir, if I don’t pay and I’m charged by the court - will you protect me?”. I said “You didn’t pay? You’re delinquent?” He said “Yes let’s say that happened.” No, I would not protect you. In fact, I would encourage the attorney general to do whatever the hell she wants. You gotta pay. You gotta pay your bills.

I overheard some of her rebuttal - crocodile tears from a no-name politician, nothing to see here.

Rodimer won the Republican primary for Nevada's 3rd congressional district in 2020. … He has garnered endorsements from President Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, the National Rifle Association (NRA), and the National Right to Life Committee (NRLC).

(source)

I never would have expected such an upstanding guy to actually be a violent criminal. /s