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  • I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

  • then u wong and maybe paranoid. i just made a meme about a Stealth plane having a delusional crysis cause it dosent show up on radar. I mean sure thats some narrow humor there but its def not what u think it is, i swear on my striped coding socks

  • Ok let me stay non credible here:

    • SpaceX gets funding from the DoD to make resuable rockets happen
    • Starship is just the modern version of this
    • DoD funds Starlink because is has huge military applications

    Geting even more non credible now, starlinks potential features:

    1. Low latency, jam resistant global drone control.
    2. Signal intelligence gathering and source triangulation (Wirelessdevices, Radar, Motor ignitions)
    3. Distributed Aperture Radar scanning for high resulution, quick update visual intel in all weather conditions.
    4. Distributed directional signal jamming
    5. ICBM interception thru kinetic impact
    6. ICBM interception thru distributed direct energy means
    7. cicumventing local internet censorship for psyop means
    8. securing those orbits before china can put satelites there
    9. blocking the view of higher flying enemy spy sats

    Thx for coming to my non credible ted talk.

  • Sure the usa has never used milionaires as a front for anything....oh wait it actually has.

    After all we learned from leaks over the last decades about tech companys being forced to allow backdoor acces to there servers, i think chance is high that us goverment agencys can make starlink do what ever they want and there is nothing that musk could do to stop them even if he wanted.

    Do you really think the usa would pump that amount of mony into a project that has such an impact on global comunications just to then give musk the key and lock themselfs out?

  • Theatrics. The DoD can overwrite musk if they want, they have full control over starlink via spaceforce. In fact the DoD funded the whole thing, musk was just used as a front so people dont get pissed the USA installed the biggest satelite contelation in orbit that has huge military applications.

    Its a sure bet starlink is still servicing ukrainian drone ships. The DoD just told musk to spread some disinformation so russia cant claim in public that ukraine is using american satelites.

    Source: trust me bro