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  • On a federal level, there really isn't much they can do that I'm aware of. It would have been nice to see them blanket oppose Trump's cabinet picks but that would only be symbolic since they don't have the numbers. They can't get any laws passed, and even if they could, Trump has no qualms about disregarding the law, which the Supreme Court says is fine.

    If they wanted to go outside the law I guess they could try to organize some kind of coup, but failure at any stage would not only be career suicide but possibly actual suicide given that treason is punishable by death, and this administration would be gleeful to carry out that sentence against Dems. And if it did succeed, that still wouldn't do anything about the oligarchy propping up Trump, they'd just have another puppet (Vance) to fall back on.

  • Me before opening the post: "There's such a thing as a cat warmer?"

    Me after: "Ohhhh, that cat warmer"

  • What about Shrek with jaundice?

  • The previous screen:

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  • Never started so my body sucks. I wish gym class had homework then maybe I'd have learned to not be fat and lazy.

  • Turns out they actually wanted American Hitler, he was just ahead of the curve in that regard

  • They're not throwing flaming oil though. They didn't even pour oil onto an enemy and light them on fire. They poured oil onto a weapon rack then lit that on fire. The enemies can simply not interact with the fire if they don't want to. A DM can rule that a series of events together might constitute an attack because it resulted in something similar to an attack (because a DM can rule anything they want), but compounding actions and classifying them based on their result is not covered within RAW.

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  • If it helps, many of them won't have had their birthday yet, so they'll still be 19.

  • The difference between those scenarios you've invented and the scenario in the post is that pouring out oil and lighting a fire with a tinderbox already have existing rules, there's no need to try to interpret the mechanics of the situation.

  • Only if the roll made is an attack roll. As OP says, pouring out a flask doesn't require an attack, nor does lighting something with a tinderbox. In fact neither of these should require any roll at all.

  • Yes, but what about second orgasm button?

  • Why

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  • Is it jeans season again?

  • absorb them of any sort of guilt.

    absolve*. And hating all Americans irrationally makes you just as bad as the Americans who voted for irrational hatred.

  • Saddam is stored in the balls?

  • It would be a shame if any of that got into his hamberders