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  • What was the marketing that convinced you to buy it way back when?

  • Each image is 480 x 480, I just put it in paint and trimmed accordingly. 230,400 pixels, so you were pretty close.

  • Ah, the mythical land urchin. Now I just need sky urchins and my collection will be complete.

  • He was just asking for it, look at the way his knees were dressed

  • Careful, they might rule you out for being overqualified

  • Secure our borders! Stop our weather from leaking out to Mexico and Canada! Make them get their own!

  • I know you're not exactly being serious here, but I know a restaurant chain that actually calls their mashed potatoes smashed potatoes. Apparently leaving them extra lumpy makes them smashed instead of mashed.

  • In this Lemmy we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

  • The data scraping came from inside the house

  • They're pretty far gone from shame, embarassment, or believing anything that makes them look gullible. So even if you did dupe them out of their money and donate it in a way they find displeasing, they are so well practiced at mental gymnastics as to avoid admitting they were deceived or feeling bad about it. And then you would have just exposed yourself to liability for fraud and probably doxxed yourself, becoming a target of harassment or worse.

  • I half expected to scroll down and see a straw poking in the side labeled "the party's rolls" or something to that effect

  • As if "accidentally" breaking it during this process would be a bug, not a feature.

    "Oh no, we completely broke the SSA, it's all gone. Soorrrrrryyyyyy"

  • If you aren't this old I don't think you can be called old yet

  • If charging speed were your top priority, sure. She doesn't use her phone hardly at all so the battery rarely gets depleted much, therefore how quickly it charges isn't really that important. Not having to mess with a wire makes it more convenient to grab and go when she does need it, and more convenient to put it back when done. And no risk of damaging the USB port.

  • When my mom finally ditched her land line and ported the number to a smart phone, getting a wireless charger that propped the phone up was a nice way to set up a sort of designated place to keep the phone (where the landline phone had been) so that there's less chance she misplaces the phone or forgets to charge it.

  • How much time do you have?

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  • Was it done live? I'd imagine that would be hell on the cake decorator's wrists.

  • Medicine? Try poverty

  • Not to be confused with Armageddon the Ben Affleck thing, or (Thor) Ragnarok the Chris Hemsworth thing