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edgemaster72
edgemaster72 @ edgemaster72 @lemmy.world
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How is this real life?

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  • Big "you can't fire me, I quit" energy

    • How is this real life?

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  • They die, but thanks to the internet they get to spread their repugnant ideas around anyway

    • Not all heroes wear capes, or anything at all....

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  • Hey now, that's what the boss was gonna do with that money. They should put him on the fast track to a c-suite position, he's got leadership written all over him.

    • High point of the meeting surely?

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    • Respect the limits

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  • 🎵 And on this hand he had 6 fingers 🎵

    🎵 AI AI Ugh 🎵

    • It's no contest

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  • That shit lives in my head rent free and I ain't even mad about it

    • Was the bastard fed today?

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  • "The cat only shits enough to fill the pipe up 90%"

    "Uh oh, he shouldn't have had seconds!"

    • It wasn't that long ago that living together was normal

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  • I believe they were going for 10 extended family members. e.g. 4 grandparents, 2 "adults", 4 kids. Kinda like this:

    • It's no contest

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  • Subject: Fire. "Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of..." No, that's too formal. "Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss."

    • Academic integrity

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  • AI system examines webcam footage for signs of cheating during an exam. AI thinks poster behind student is another person in the room that could be helping during a test. AI flags it for teacher to review as possible cheating. Teacher checks footage and sees that AI fucked up (sorta, I mean it did detect the face as trained to do).

    • The Recording Industry attacks the Internet Archive and the Wayback Machine

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  • I'm pretty sure their point is that the two aren't comparable. No one actually uses archive.org like a music streaming site, thus the suit would be ridiculous.

    • Waiting for new old outlook

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  • But it comes with new features too, like an ad at the top of your message list every time you open it! We should consider ourselves lucky that they're giving this to us for free!

    /s

    • A woman without a man

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  • Women are like puzzles
    \ Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote
    \ ...
    \ Puzzles still don't

    Bo Burnham, Men & Women

    • When you put it that way, maybe I should try to sleep better...

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  • So if I take 2, 12 hours apart, I can get by with just a couple 2 hour naps?

    • Bonding

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  • Trying to scam an extra brain cell off the kid

    e: ope, kept reading and saw someone beat me to basically this joke by about 7 hours

    • Imagine booting into Rainbow Six Siege!

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  • Put there by Satan himself, he knows it makes you think evil things

    • Pokemon Collector

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  • Charon: "No, I mean, you gotta get to the brain. The mouth is the worst face hole to get there."

    • Analog Retro Gaming: Water Toss

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  • The actual one we had in the 80s and 90s

    • TIL "NA" in videogames is short for 'North America' and not 'Non Applicable'

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  • "Not applicable" is typically abbreviated n/a or N/A but I guess reading it aloud would sound the same as NA

    • The Prophesized Diagram Hath Come

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  • I'm not sure what types of pies they are exactly, so this is just a guess, but I suppose it would be

    (apple(pie)blueberry)