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edgemaster72
edgemaster72 @ edgemaster72 @lemmy.world
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If I fits, I sits

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  • If I find you squished into a container with a silly name on it like Snack'ems or Pringles, you better believe that's what I'm calling you from now on.

    • Are you ok, Annie?

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  • Kanye then seems perfectly rational compared to Kanye now

    • How can we make lemmy have more relevance?

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  • Obvs what we need is our own Linux distro and it helps you self host your own instance

    e: we can call it Lemmux

    • I can hear it like it was yesterday

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  • Unless you're speedrunning, then you want no/as little fireworks as possible

    • How would you run a society?

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  • I hope your perception of time is greatly accelerated in that case, I know I couldn't stand 500 years of failure, I'd off myself way way WAAAYYY before that.

    • How would you run a society?

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  • Based on this part

    you can pursue whatever you’re passionate about

    I wouldn't have anything to "contribute" as I don't consider myself passionate about anything. All I would do is consume media if all my other needs were met.

    • How would you run a society?

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  • The same way I do everything: poorly.

    • Somebody had an adventure

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  • Mother, I am ready to come in. I have seen things. All the things. All. The things.

    • does patrick stewart’s head look like a football with a face?

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  • I assume he means an American football. I mean, I've never thought that myself before but I guess I can see where he's coming from. But really the width to length and roundedness of head/chin aren't quite right for that comparison.

    • Why does it seem like everyone is so good looking and beautiful nowadays?

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  • The Mayting season, even.

    • Life Hack

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  • Witch! Begone foul demon, and take your dark sorcery with you!

    • Caught practicing in the mirror

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  • awww, it gave itself a sad at the end

    • If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed?

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  • I'd be fucked. I'm not succeeding in the present, I see 0 reason to believe that would be different in 1375.

    • MFW I figured out who the general audience of Lemmy is.....

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  • You must be using the All Trans Anime Porn All the Time app.

    Certified ATAPAtTApp moment

    • Well played, Todd: You can see Skyrim, or at least its tallest mountain, from the edge of Oblivion Remastered

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  • ad revenue isn't gonna generate itself

    • Just one more subscription service will fix you bro, I swear

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  • you are a smooth orb of nothing

    I've never felt so seen

    • No issues here

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  • Tetris11 was carrying 40 acid tablets that got destroyed by water. 40. That's as many as 4 tens, and that's awful.

    • Honest mistake

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  • My experience has been the opposite, I feel like they were treated as marvelous futuristic wonders at first, and now the more time passes the more I see people opposed to them. I suppose it just depends who you spend your time with.

    • Honest mistake

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  • Sure, what you've described is cost efficiency for the store. I think the person you're replying to is more concerned with efficiency in their shopping experience, which won't be improved by lower costs given that the savings will just be funneled to corporate execs and board members (depending where you're shopping).

    • "I have regrets"

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  • This is what happens when you don't have sex ed