ebolapie @ ebolapie @lemmy.world

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Whatever they call themselves they are not pro-Palestine. I don't buy it. Maybe they're anti-Israel, but they ain't pro-Palestine.

Halt and catch fire? No wait, they already do that.

What's your preferred system?

My favorite fictional universe is Star Trek, but right now I'm really into The Expanse and that's probably more interesting.

Keng mi luck mi gonya kom sif wabelta nakángego ere setashan dédeya wowk tumal wit rashang ereluf unte owkwa showxa kewe mi livit suck da big felota. Kowltim tenye luck pashang mal. Unte nawang pochuye mi fo mi belta so mal.

I am loving The Expanse but I wish James Holden felt more like an inhabitant of the System he's supposed to be saving. Sometimes it feels like he gets dragged along by the plot. And I'm halfway through season 3, I think I get that it's not entirely coincidence that he's always tied up in the shit, but sometimes it feels like the Hand Of God moves him into position just for the sake of the plot.

WE FUCKING TOLD YOU

HE FUCKING TOLD YOU

THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION FUCKING TOLD YOU

"3 paragraphs is too much for me to read"

The dnc sucks but c'mon, are you illiterate?

But then how will you know where the nearest Arby's is on your commute

I still think "Dumbfuckistan" has a nice ring to it

same as it ever was

The problem I have with glue tonight is it frequently makes mistakes I have to go back and fix

If you don't like people bullying you for not putting back the cart don't post online about it.

I can't just let Plasma be.

They just pass the cost back to us, genius. You're lazy for not returning the cart and lazy in your justification.

The topic of this post, on the memes community, is shopping carts. I think it is an okay place to share our opinions about lazy people.

People are posting about wanting to run away to the woods but I think it's important to remember that cities can be quiet.

Not that we should all move to Delft, but if we built infrastructure for people instead of cars cities wouldn't be so fucking loud.

Yeah, etiquette is important. I'll tell you off for queue jumping too, if you like. Did your parents not teach you to pick up after yourself? Do you need to be sent back to kindergarten?

You used to be able to get a mecha for a five cents. Gimme a mecha for a nickel, we'd say. We didn't have actual mecha (because of the war) so we used jam jar lids instead. Now one time Puddinhead, his name was Gerald Brown but everyone called him puddinhead because he had this hat that looked like a pudding cup. I don't know where he found it. Maybe he made it, which, in retrospect, was really neat. We were a little too hard on old Puddinhead. Anyway...

Brange New Worlds

OG breadstick quality depends on a couple factors:

1. Who is running the bread oven. Some people suck. Some people give zero shits. Sometimes the bread person is having a bad day.
2. How long the bread has been off the truck. Our breadsticks come par-baked and frozen. If they don't get a chance to thaw (like when we're busy and moving thousands of breadsticks an hour) you have to chuck em in the oven frozen, which means you have to get the outside way too done to get the inside up to temp.
3. How long the bread has been sitting in the warming drawer. The Right Way™️ is to turn bread over every 15 minutes so it's always fresh, but we don't do that for a few reasons: food waste = lost profit, so we only do that when a corpo is coming, and more importantly you people act like we killed your dog when you have to wait more than a couple minutes for absolutely anything. I have seen bread sit in the warmer for hours, at which point it gets dry and tastes like cardboard. But we've all come to the silent agreement that having too much mid bread is better than having not enough decent bread.
4. Sometimes we switch bread suppliers. I do not know why. Sometimes the bread is better. Sometimes the bread is worse.

All of this to say OG is in fact mid as hell, but it kind of has to be mid in order to be the restaurant that it is.