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dylanTheDeveloper
dylanTheDeveloper @ dylanTheDeveloper @lemmy.world
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Scrappy?!

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  • Ahh scrumpah

    • Will someone work on a new duck update! I want giant ducks man

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  • 🫄

    • Here we go

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  • It looks a fish giving bass to mouth. See there's the first fish on the left sucking the other one off on the right

    • FDA says 561 deaths tied to recalled Philips sleep apnea machines

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  • And Antarctica

    • FDA says 561 deaths tied to recalled Philips sleep apnea machines

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  • They worked too well

    • The Fediverse is starting to break walled gardens [TechAltar]

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  • 20 people in a room jerking each other off

    • PSA: You can block instances in your settings (last tab) if your instance is running version 0.19.X

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  • No way nuh uh

    • PSA: You can block instances in your settings (last tab) if your instance is running version 0.19.X

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  • Help I'm trapped here with no escape

    • Palworld Pokemon Mod, which no longer looks anything like Pokemon, is available for download

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  • I can't wait to see Professor Pine, Missy, Rock, ShockRat and Dirt Catchment in Palworld!

    • What if we added a social component like "Stories" to this calculator app?

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  • 12*2 = 24 and today I went to the store to buy some bananas but the all the bananas were too ripe #banan #banana #bananas #banani

    • How many watch lists am I on now?

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  • I useally create an ownership tag if whatever language I use doesn't have one so I can kill the child and it works it's way up to the parent

    • 7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings

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  • I WANT MY YUMMY DETERGENT

    • 7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings

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  • Yeah like if you have a craving for bicycle chains or something

    • Brought to you by the vertical mouse gang

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  • How do you grasp it? Do you hold it like a massive cock? A gearstick? A pencil?

    • Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)

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  • Left there so long it's growing into a chicken

    • For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

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  • Why does that sound like something people put on their Tinder profiles

    • For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

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  • Lies made up by big measurements

    • No diploma? No problem! Navy again lowers requirements as it struggles to meet recruitment goals

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  • Finger the semen!

    • consequences

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  • What does shit taste like then

    • HP CEO says customers who don't use the company's supplies are "bad investments"

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  • I thought it was Printer