dutchkimble @ dutchkimble @lemy.lol

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You're absolutely right. In India the most common species of monkey is actually the ones we see on our news asking us to vote for them.

Cows and monkeys in India

Why would you say I'm a anyprojectname?

Just eat some of your banana stock you'll be fine

A peace out can mean moving to Bali or the woods or turning off your news, doesn't need to be life

You've hit the nail on the spot with the pride thing - it's a weird trend! Maybe as humans evolve some part of brains are turning into "red goo"

They get TVs and tablets??

The movie thing happens in India since ages ago, they call it intervals. Tons of ads before a movie starts and during the interval. Nice for a pee break and to buy snacks, but they obviously overdo it, movies never start on time, and the whole experience is shitty.

So, they're announcing that they're going to announce something?

Legit comment, the jaw isn't slack

And put that in the basement

I think they're frozen before they're dead, so the reason to bring them back would be to not do that murder thing, and also to fulfill contractual obligations, and as a business showcase to the world that you're ready to receive more customers for a freeze and bring you back service instead of a freeze and kill you service.

Soon they'll need to make Duracells out of humans

I don't see how the method they employed to listen to music is relevant, but I think they had records, tapes only came in around the 60s

Encino man?

I think you'll enjoy watching the movie called Idiocracy. It is your AltaVista search result extrapolated to full life.

Daron Malakian and the Scars on Broadway

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YE-ES

There can be only one, McLeod