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ssɐqɯnᗡ
ssɐqɯnᗡ @ dumbass @quokk.au
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I am two of them

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  • It's ok if you don't have onion rings, there's other food you can use, I've started luring Italian men in with spaghetti wrapped around my dick.

    • Octopus. Any kind. Duh.

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  • With how weird that movie is, it wouldn't surprise me if Cthulhu wrote and produced it.

    • Octopus. Any kind. Duh.

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  • Nah he's not in it, but he wouldn't be out of place in that film, in fact he would probably be the least weird thing about it.

    • Octopus. Any kind. Duh.

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  • I just described the movie Water Babies, one of the wildest kids movies I've ever seen, they're all characters from that movie/acid trip.

    The entire film is just the hallucinations of a drowning kid and that's not even a joke.

    • Octopus. Any kind. Duh.

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  • Ohhhh dude, you're missing out ay, he is the sweetest dude ever, he took me on this awesome sea adventure, I met a Scottish lobster, a very camp sword fish, this weird little tribe of pygmy sea people and then I got to meet this awesome god like wallrus.

    • Trump Demands Israel to Cease Firing

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  • Oh it's true, it's damn true.

    • Trump Demands Israel to Cease Firing

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  • This dumb fuck really though he could bomb Iran and it would bring peace to the middle east, you just gave Israel the ball and they're gonna run with it.

    He needs to go chill in a bunker.

    • It is what it is

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  • Wouldn't that be amazing! I have single frames of good videos stuck in my head that I can never find again.

    • How streaming changed the way you watch TV

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  • Or getting in trouble and missing an episode of your favourite show, which happened to be the most crucial episode to watch that season.

    • Who's up for some hotdickle?

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  • Well that was disappointing, where's the hot dick?!

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  • APAP: All Politicians Are Pussies.

    • Ted Cruz can’t get all Republicans to back his fight against state AI laws

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  • I like to believe they forget he's there and he just appears scaring the shit out them.

    like this.

    • Restricted data once again leaked on War Thunder forums

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  • Ahhh shit, here we go again.

    • Crikey

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  • No worries, happy to help!

    • spicy one

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  • Maybe we'll finally find Atlantis! Get that Stargate working.

    • The Beansiah has returned and brings tribute for the moths (OC, no Ai)

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  • /BroBot9000 animate Make bean play The Beans like a bongo, camera should pan around keeping focus on him and The Beans bongos

    • Cyberastrology: The theory that if you know the exact network conditions at the time someone first connected to the Internet, such as ping times to the major servers of the cyberzodiac, you can

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  • back when it was about how cool you could make your website, or how many gifs you could fit on your page before it ruined it, something I don't think anyone succeeded in.

    • Cyberastrology: The theory that if you know the exact network conditions at the time someone first connected to the Internet, such as ping times to the major servers of the cyberzodiac, you can

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  • I don't know the date, but I know the first website I saw, the dude who setup our dial up tested it by showing us his late 90s website about accordions. it was glorious.

    • This is what reddit looked like when it was 1 minute old

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  • Looks like shit, I give it a month before it goes down.

    • Crikey

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  • You could always keep him in your prison pocket.