DUMBASS @ dumbass @leminal.space

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Huh, I wondered what I was gonna have nightmares about tonight.

How do you act all tough then bail after the third round?

Now that was a great story, I'm glad y'all found each other and that you got to keep her, she looks happy and cute as fuck!

My cat continuously runs at my cars front wheel when I pull in my driveway, every single fucking time. Not sure what that says about me tho.

If memory serves me right, Roddy piper fought to keep it like that, the director wasn't sure untill he watched it and left it as is.

You should always trust someone like Rowdy Roddy Piper when it comes to choreographing a fight.

It's no oreo meme, but it's still good.

Huh, brb gonna see if this is true!

You're worth a million dollars in parts on the black market, never undervalue yourself.

I still don't get how he is famous, the best thing he did was getting lost on a jetski for hours.

I used to get yelled at by my dad for annoying him when I tried this, so now whenever a kid does this I give them the biggest praise and tell them how awesome it is! I'm not gonna make some kid feel bad like my asshole dad did.

Mambo #5 is for chilling around doing a bit of Laundry or something chill, Mambo #8 is for when you need to get shit done right this damn second.

You ever just slightly looked to the side and throw your neck out?

All movie fights are somewhat homoerotic, I thought that's why people liked them, hell that's why I like them.

He may be the funkiest of frogs and he looks like a pretty funky frog, but he ain't no froggo!

That movie has the best fight scene, just two dudes fighting over a pair of glasses, no flashy bullshit, just a good old fight.

Well, second place is a frog, first place is a froggo, they understood the game.

I should buy a boat.

I've been calling my best friend a cunt for most of our friendship, sometimes it's a friendly name, sometimes he's just a cunt.

Why you angry at me? I didn't post the meme, you need to chill out brother.

I'm not your babysitter.