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  • My art teacher was stoned all the time, me and some mates were skating at the school during the holidays, none of us had weed, then we smelt it, looked up and he's there smoking a bong just inside of the window in the art room, I don't think he saw us lookin, not sure, he was a space cadet that dude.

  • There's not many things that you can't call a cunt here, people are cunts, my dogs a cunt, that trees a cunt, the sun's a massive cunt

    But then you've got this cunt here who I love, but that cunt there I can't stand.
    \ Some cunt told that cunt that this other cunt called me a cunt! So fuck that cunt.

    We even have a version to call kids.

    Get out of here you little cunt!
    \ What are those little cunts doin?

    It's also really useful to show urgency

    I'm not messing around vs I'm not messing around cunt.
    \ Also for emergencies, some cunts just got hit by a car!

    Cunt is the second most versatile word.

    The problem is, you guys still think it means that horrible one. Only misogynistic weirdos use it that way.

  • Fuck off, those cunts don't know fucking shit all about god damn swearing, for fucks sake America, you can't even say cunt correctly!

    Fuck off you rat assed deep fried dingo dick having fucking cuntholes.

  • My bad, if I knew this skit I would have committed to the bit.

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  • I don't have green ink, will red rink suffice?

    How's this?

  • Ha! Jokes on you google, I don't have any friends......

  • Well of course, you're the eXpErT!

  • Dumbass by name, dumbass by nature.

  • Nah I called a user a dumbass, but it's always in jest because of my username, I do like that we can call Rogan a little bitch tho, because he is a little bitch.

  • See, this dumbass gets it! Sorry I meant generic idiot.

  • I remember in highschool once, someone got caught with weed, so the school got the cops to come in and check everyone's bags, I always had a bong and a small bag of weed in my bag, because I was a dumbass stoner kid, but the universe had my back and I was sick for the 3 days this all happened, I got back to school and was the only one who didn't get screwed over.

  • Ohh fuck, I've summoned the Linux people!

  • We got bored of being better than england at cricket, so know we're coming for soccer.