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DUMBASS @ dumbass @leminal.space
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are you permanently banned off reddit? or do you just like lemmy more?

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  • Lemmy is my best friend now.

    • Embrace this Truth and enjoy life

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  • Can I throw rocks at them?

    • Nintendo delays Switch 2 preorders over tariff concerns

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  • Did anyone check with reddit

    • Words make you a slave

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  • That idiot is worse on truth social, I don't how he gets shit done while gargling trumps balls.

    • I'm afraid you've been diagnosed with

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  • Yes.

    • I'm afraid you've been diagnosed with

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  • Carpel tunnel syndrome.

    • I'm afraid you've been diagnosed with

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    • I'm afraid you've been diagnosed with

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  • Should dress it like this character as well to complete the joke.

    • Safe travels...

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  • That's the best part of the night, drunkenly wandering around the empty streets, hoping you have enough in you to make it to your own property, sometimes you make it, sometimes you sleep under a pedestrian swing bridge untill the sun comes up and you emerge out like a whisky soaked troll scaring the mid morning joggers.

    • You don't need all of your skin

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  • Nah it's boring untill it gets fun.

    • Uncanny

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  • We are in Idiocracy if it was a psychological horror.

    There's no fun Starbucks handjobs or Costco law school, just fascists sucking each other off while destroying the world.

    • Why haven't you created your own instance yet?

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    • There are probably fediverse instances being run by governments for surveillance purposes

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  • Pretty sure hexbear was one, the original admin bailed as soon as Trump got elected and they were really big on the don't vote trend.

    • Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE

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  • 1 point. I don't even own a cheque book.

    • Caught Slacking

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  • Hahah I was drinking when I read this, my lips were wet as fuck.

    • Do dogs sense it when you misgender them?

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  • Lol, dumbass.

    • Can you spot them all?

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  • Man, I suck at these.

    • Carcinization goes brrrr

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  • Or

    Draw a circle

    Wait for evolution to eventually turn it into a crab.

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  • Yeah, but who's got the time nowadays.

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  • Nothing, just boiling your nuts in a sauna is better.