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  • Dude, you get your weed delivered to your house from a legitimate pharmacy and you can legally smoke it, everything else doesn't matter, Ohh yeah and that dickhead dad of ours gets kicked out, we never see him again and we get to be fucking awesome, oh and finally, you're 2 years away from owning the greatest dog you've ever met who becomes your legitimate best friend, she lives 15 years and they were amazing years with her.

  • Sleep

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  • I don't know how, but I've gotten a proper 8 hours of sleep each night this week, I'm not used to existing with a proper sleep cycle. I've woken up before my alarm every morning, I hate it.

  • El paso

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  • Tinder explained with a picture.

  • Hey Ubisoft, you can't complain when I pirate your stupid games, because there's nothing to own apparently.

  • We've done it Bois, its now gay to be straight!

  • The first ones free.

  • Nope it's a genuine dumbass original.

    Edit: Build your own Partying Pope Pack.

  • Our girlfriend.

  • Is that the one by the chinese restaurant?

  • Whoever this lady is, she seems pretty fucking rad.

  • Wokeness destroying my life once again!

  • Nomnom

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  • Huh, well now I want to punch a cookie.

  • You gotta sniff the bottle to hear the album.

  • We live in a weird world now, things making sense is long in the past.

    The sad thing is yeah, I do think people will buy it, everytime a gaming company does something stupid like this I used to think "nah people won't buy it" and then everyone buys it, so yeah, they will earn a bit of money from this and then they all will do it.

  • Well he isn't using windows anymore, so most of his pain has gone away.

  • I have a family of wasps that I've been at war with for a decade, they only attack me, even if I'm nowhere near their nest, they will ignore the person right near their nest and travel across my property to take it out on me. I fucking hate wasps. I'm sick of them stinging me on my head.

  • Yeah, but when I try to make a fork of it the local government fines me for building an illegal road again.

  • Be kind

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  • If you're an asshole to a retail worker you should be forced to go into a Mad Max style death match