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  • Because we be fuckin all the time down under!

  • Fuck, they found me! Better go back out for some milk.

  • But lieutenant Dayan, you aint got no legs!

  • In the original draft, Jesus was supposed to be an anthropomorphic chocolate throwing rabbit, but the writer was forced to change him to be human for marketing reasons.

  • Kids: Dad, there's no Easter eggs outside.

    Me coked out of my mind: Sniffing erratically* REALLY THATS CRAZY DID YOU KNOW IN 1951 THE CIA LACED THE DRINKING WATER OF THE FRENCH TOWN OF POINT SAINT-ESPRIT WITH PSYCHEDELICS WHICH MADE THE RESIDENTS HALLUCINATE SHIT AND THEN BLAMED IT ON MOLDY BREAD!

  • Dude goes on a 3 day bender 2000 years ago so now I gotta hide chocolate eggs in my backyard and pretend a mutant diabetes inducing rabbit put them there.

  • That's a supermodel compared to her.

  • Just bluntslide your way down it!

  • I'M FINALLY FREE! FUCK Y'ALL IM OUTTA HERE!

  • No worries mate, anytime!

  • I don't dream, I just go to sleep and then wake up to my alarm screaming at me as if no time has passed.

  • The data they get from me is " write me a hip hop diss track from the perspective of insert cartoon character* attacking other cartoon character*.

    That and me trying to convince it to take over the internet.

  • It was random af, he's usually a chill quiet dude lol.

    We used to have family pirate nights where we'd visit the video store, rent out all the games we could, go home burn copies of them all, take them back the same day and grab more, they didn't know or care. I've taken over his role now and now I set up pirate streaming apps for my family.

  • I don't care if you believe me or not that's your business, my cousin is an arrogant asshole, the type to bring his house plans to Christmas lunch and spread them where we're about to eat lunch while standing there demanding people admire his shitty house and my grandpa doesn't give a shit. When he retired in the 90s he got into building computers which lead him to piracy, he introduced me to piracy and is why I'm the pirate I am now.

  • Just moments after getting in a slap fight with the priest.

  • When ever I think of that show the scenes that come to mind are Matt Berry's introduction, moss rambling about Richmond not being in his room, he's supposed to be in his room, why isn't he in his room!? and the line " My thighs are as red as fire truck from here to here, with an undershot of his groin and Roy's face just staring, IT crowd was a masterpiece of comedy.

  • The second episode of season 2 has the greatest introduction to a new character ever. You meet Matt Berry at his most Matt Berryist!

    FAAAAAAAAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!

    Edit: Here's the scene for anyone who hasn't seen it or just wants to enjoy it again, slight spoilers but it won't ruin the first season.

  • Back in the windows 7 days we were sitting at Christmas lunch and my dickhead cousin started bragging about all the different video playing apps he used, without looking up from his lunch my grandpa goes "I only use one, vlc, only an idiot would use anything else.", then continued eating without looking up, my cousin looked shitty and I just left to go laugh outside.