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DUMBASS @ dumbass @leminal.space
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  • Nice! Good luck with your server there mate.

    • Gnome

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  • No! I will not ignore this!

    G'day! How's it going?

    • What's your phone lock screen?

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  • I have a flip phone, if you see that it's your own fault.

    • It was a dark time for all.

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  • Well you gotta stop taking photos of me just after I've smoked a fat joint, man!

    • What's your phone lock screen?

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    • Don't be Evil

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  • Rick Ashley will give you up, he will let you down and he most definitely will run around and desert you.

    • what prank/petty revenge did you get away with?

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  • I think he was clenching too hard or trying to force it and it just happened, I'm not entirely sure because he never told me the details, he just yelled at me for making him piss himself.

    • bruh

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  • Hah! Fuckin loser.

    • First hyprland or wayland crash after 5 months of using it

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  • Even with the cum covered pictures, it's still one of the neatest looking computer setups I've seen here.

    • It was magnificent

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  • We had one that had a really long cord on it and when my older sisters would walk into another room with it, I'd run up and unplug it from the base then disappear. Fuck I had some good hiding spots.

    • I bet it's an engineering marvel though.

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  • Like Docm's world eater from HermitCraft season 9.

    • what prank/petty revenge did you get away with?

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  • There quite possibly could be one on there from him about it, he's the one who first told me about 4chan.

    • If you’re in the market for a $1,900 color E Ink monitor, one of them exists now - Ars Technica

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  • Also known as: The Fonz

    • If you’re in the market for a $1,900 color E Ink monitor, one of them exists now - Ars Technica

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  • Dichotomy of humanities ego and id and how it affects the standards of morality and self expression in a pre post scarcity world?

    • what prank/petty revenge did you get away with?

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  • I once made a guy I knew piss all over himself a couple of times, because I told him you can make yourself cum without touching yourself. I was just talking shit to see if he'd believe me or not.

    He was furious and came up yelling " You made me piss all over myself, you lied it's impossible" So I doubled down on it and he did it again.

    I don't know how many times he tried, he stopped telling me about it after a while.

    He was an absolute fucking dumb piece of shit oxygen thief.

    • I'd like that

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  • If you don't want people to join in, don't have sex in public!

    • Took my teenage daughter to a sellout arena concert for a band she likes. This photo from the venue accurately represents the audience demographic.

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  • Quickie? You could host an orgy in there.

    • Took my teenage daughter to a sellout arena concert for a band she likes. This photo from the venue accurately represents the audience demographic.

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  • Finally a bathroom designed for people to snort coke in!

    • TRUCKIN'

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  • 🎶Now this looks like a job for me
    \ So everybody just follow me
    \ Cause we need a little controversy
    \ Because it feels so empty without me!

    • Just a pic of two besties

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  • Ahhhh fuck, you started without me damn it!