DUMBASS @ dumbass @leminal.space

Moved to [@dumbass@quokk.au](https://quokk.au/u/dumbass) ~~I say dumb shit.

---

Read more

Posts

74

Comments

1,899

Joined

1 yr. ago

I don't need the other 16 wishes anymore.

But like, how tho? Did it walk up when it was out? Did it pee through the cage. I need answers damn it!

You can't just say something like that and not explain what happened op!

Wish one: points at the dumpster fire I am* fix this.

Now I have 16 wishes to fuck around with.

I coughed the other day, just a little one and pulled a bunch of muscles in my lower back, now I can't look down without pain, 39 this year, it's all down hill from here.

It never is though, just good old heart palpitations edging you.

Fair enough then.

Do you only have James Spader gifs?

Well, that's gonna come back to haunt me one day.

Well that certainly is something.

I can hear Larry David's voice yelling it.

Raises voice, gets accused of being aggressive, not allowed to talk them until I "calm down"*

You do it.

Looks like I'll have to pre write a testimony for if/when someone kills me and my sister wants to have AI talk for me.

"Hey fuck head who killed me, you're a fucking pussy!

Ooooo look at me I used a (insert weapon ) like a little bitch

I'm gonna haunt your ass and focus the entirety of my spectral energy on making sure your dumbass life sucks in there.

Also, suck a dick dumb cunt, I'm poor, you got nothing but jail for being a useless little bitch baby.

Catch ya real soon, like reeeeeeeeaaaaaaal soon."

Thank you, Your Majesty!

I'm having some tegridy right now.

Somebody's having a fun Dino day.

I always saw them as a little ghost face going OooOoOOOOOooooOoo

Nope, it's a Werner ladder.