basing this on not much more than your particular set of prejudice.

Wow, just like the police! What a coincidence.

Because this was many, many years ago and back then I was naive and thought contributing might have actually made the world a safer and better place. I know better now thanks to experience.

The issue is that it's a case of the boy who cried wolf. Yes, there likely are "actual" crimes out there that need to be solved. But they are in the tiny minority of what the police pursue and prosecute overall compared to petty drug bullshit, harassing people for existing while black, writing speeding tickets, busting homeless people, and jailing people who need to steal to eat on behalf of megacorporations -- crimes for which the police will show up for near instantly when called, whereas if someone victimizes you, Mr. private citizen, they generally can't be bothered.

That's how the cops operate here. I know how the cops work here because I live here. I don't know what to tell you about where you might happen to live, but I'll bet you if you look at it hard it isn't that much different.

...And even if you are not the perpetrator, that doesn't matter. The police are pressured to arrest somebody. At the end of the day it really doesn't matter to them who it is, and the perp got a way while in the meantime you're standing right here. It's much easier to harass you.

Do you have warrants? Are you sure? Do you have parking tickets? Is your name similar to someone else they want for something else? Do they smell weed? Are you black? Etc., etc., etc.

It's not worth it. Don't interact.

I did not testify because the accused took a plea deal, which the state kindly did not inform me of (although they wasted in total about $4 in postage threatening to arrest me for no reason) until the day of the trial after it had been rescheduled for the fourth time. The charges were indeed dumb shit. Nobody got murdered.

It has nothing to do with my busy life, it has to do with not enabling bad behavior from the police and state. The police demand respect but give none in return. You do you, but that doesn't fly on my doorstep.

I will not be bullied. By anyone.

"I will fuck with time..."

Do you know what? I helped the cops once with some security camera footage many years ago, for something that didn't involve me.

You want to know what I got in return? I got subpoenaed, and this turned into the state jerking me around on the trial date when I was supposed to show up with the dates changing after the fact without them informing me, but every single letter they sent me started in its opening paragraph with a threat to prosecute me if I did not instantly comply.

So yeah, I don't "help" the police anymore. They can fuck off and come back after they learn to do better.

If you want the footage, that's different. But if they cops come to talk to me about it (or anything else) they ain't getting nothing.

I don't know that this has been revealed yet, but it is likely that it runs in id Tech 7, which is the same as Doom Eternal (and not Doom 2016).

I can beat the Marauders no problem, and I can even cheese them with the shotgun trick. That doesn't magically make them good game design.

The cops should have thought of that before they started abusing their authority and needlessly victimizing people. If they didn't act the way they do, people would trust them enough to talk to them.

Don't hate the players, hate the game.

Pro tip: They're not going to find your car anyway, and even if they do the only reason was because whoever stole it abandoned it somewhere after wrecking it. In my area they take about 4 to 24 hours to even show up for such calls, so for this example the chances of them actually catching the perp in the act and getting your car back before it's trashed are zero.

In that scenario, my people have an ancient and traditional saying:

It is on, son.

You can be subpoenaed to testify in court. You cannot be compelled to talk to the police.

You are not required to identify yourself if you are not operating a motor vehicle (in which case you must supply your license if asked) and you have not been accused of any specific crime. "Being suspicious" or "fitting a description" or "we got a call" is not a specific crime. If there is not reasonable suspicion that you were the one who committed an articulable crime, you don't have to provide your name.

Read up on your state's laws. If your state is not a "stop and identify" state you don't even have to identify yourself if you have been accused of a crime. That's for the police to figure out themselves if they care so damn much. You invoke the 5th.

In this guy's case (I don't know what to make of the accents or the checkboard hats or the Astra, so I suspect this is not meant to be happening in the USA, but whatever) he is on his own property, has not been shown a warrant, and has not been accused of a crime. He doesn't have to state anything. If he is not required to interact with these police at all. He's not even obligated to open the door. If these cops had a single pinky toe to stand on, they'd have shown up with a warrant.

Maybe you want to go as far as “Were you shoplifting?” “What? No. That wasn’t me, man.” ... do your best imitation of someone who just fell from the sky. “So you’ve NEVER MET your neighbor. Your neighbor across the hall.” “Nope.” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I don’t know.”

Wrong.

Don't tell the cops "I don't know" or "I didn't see anything," or anything of that ilk. Don't try to plead innocence. Don't try to use logic. It will only ever work against you, and it will never work in your favor. Always always always always.

Just tell them you exercise your right to be silent. Over and over again, if necessary. That is all you say. Be a broken record. There is no situation where you are actually obligated (in the US) to answer any type of questions for any type of law enforcement, at any time, for any reason, ever. That's all you need to tell them. You don't answer questions. You don't answer why you don't answer questions.

This is because you can also be prosecuted for lying to them, and their grounds for accusing you of lying can be pretty shaky but you still might get convicted. You can't be prosecuted for saying nothing.

Note that this will not prevent them from lying to you, which is legal, and making spurious threats of arrest or similar to attempt to intimidate you into complying. Be aware that this is automatically bullshit. At worst the can hold you for up to 48 hours (-ish, state laws vary on that point somewhat) without charging you with anything and even if they do, you still don't have to say anything to them.

If this happens, lawyer up immediately. You can sue them afterwards if it comes about that they violated any of your civil rights in the process.

In light of all of the above, I don't deal with the police at all.

Name and if necessary, driver's license. That's it. That's all I'm legally obligated to provide in my state, and even then only in specific circumstances. If they're on my actual property they can pack sand; No warrant, interaction. I won't talk to them, I won't even answer the door. If they want to try to bust in illegally, what happens after that is on them.

I will further never, ever call the police for any reason. They simply can't be trusted. If I have a problem with someone or something, I will solve it myself. The cops in my area have near as makes no difference to a 0% clearance rate for nuisance crimes, assault/battery, thefts, and burglaries anyway. Unless you need a report for insurance purposes it's useless, and at that rate I'll have my attorney call them on my behalf. They are not in the business of helping you. So don't even expect that they will.

TL;DR: Don't talk to the police.

That recycled yank-the-keycard-off-the-corpse animation, though...

It doesn't look like they learned much from Eternal. I think I'm going to give this one a miss. All I'm seeing is more mechanic overload, and a really annoying parry system that's just going to result in about 1/3 of the monster roster being, "The only way to deal with this guy is to wait for his green attack and parry it, then you get to hit him once. Other than that he's functionally invulnerable." Yeah, because the Marauders were totally the highlight of Eternal, and absolutely didn't grind the entire game to a tedious three minute halt every time you encountered one and played its silly song-and-dance.

I will happily don my asbestos underpants and declare that I really don't like the direction the new Doom games are taking. Whatever this is isn't Doom; they could have just as well slapped a new original IP over top of it without any difference.

You know how it is; Brian was the guy who knew the password for the computer system, and he quit two years ago because the day manager wouldn't stop fucking with his schedule.

Nah, a series of JPEGS. Which are displayed in a little Javascript carousel, which automatically flips the pages every 7 seconds without any user input and can't be stopped from doing so.

You laugh. There's actually a restaurant around here whose website works that way. You have to kill the script from console if you don't want to drive yourself insane.

somebody’s totally misplaced idea that any Tech is cool just for being Tech

Nah, it's worse than that. It's somebody's totally awful idea that they can meddle with their menu prices in real-time and do "surge pricing" and other schemes to rip you off. If they committed to a paper menu they would have to honor that printed price in most jurisdictions, which would preclude them from such shenanigans.

The thing about possestion of fireams is not true, by the way. Unless specified explicitly as part of the pardoning, you get all of your civil rights back. All means all.

In fact, a presidential pardon is currently the only way to have your firearm rights restored if you have been convicted of a federal felony.

https://www.justice.gov/pardon/frequently-asked-questions

Edit: although to be clear this applies to federal convictions only. Even Trump can't pardon state convictions which I presume the guy in question had, which would also bar him. He would need to get those convictions pardoned or overturned in whatever state they happened in.

Sure, but in this context guess what happens if you don't hold and you just tap it.

...

The same thing, but with fewer steps.

Fun with QR codes! Two things are on the top of my mind today.

My boss loves QR codes. He wants to put a QR code on every single publication we print, for any reason, or often for no reason. To this day, he does not understand that QR codes are not magic, and all they contain is a link. I can't make the QR code "do" this, that, and the third thing he wants; I have to program our web site to do whatever it is. When he is explaining what he wants, he is inevitably tracing his fingers around in the air making a box shape, as if this means anything.

His latest brainwave was trying to make me put QR codes on internet banner ads. Which are displayed on the viewer's screen. ~90% of which are viewing on their mobile device to begin with. I had to explain to him using small easily understandable words that you cannot make a phone take a picture of itself. (Yes, I left the topic of screenshots out of it.) The fact that the banner ad is not only inherently clickable but being clickable is really rather the entire point, and this click directs the user to anywhere we want -- say, the same place as his mythical QR code -- did not sink in for him.

He also doesn't get that merely generating the pixels of the QR code does not automatically create the landing page and all of its content. He also doesn't grok that, to the nearest decimal place, nobody scans the fucking things on our literature anyway. Like I don't track that kind of thing.

But I have a theory as to why, now. Thing the second is that just today I had a customer tell me, "I won't scan them QR code things because I saw on the news they're all controlled by the Chinese government." (Our quotes have a QR code at the top you can use to view the products therein on our web site without having to type anything. It's practically the only genuinely useful thing we do with them.) I had to demonstrate to him right there and then that the QR code is literally just a block of text, and you can see every single damn fool character in it before you visit whatever link it is if you feel like it and/or don't trust it. Our QR codes clearly just go to our web site, with a ?products=[list] tacked on to the end of the URL.

I am positive he didn't get it.

I'm positive my boss still doesn't get it, either.

Whatever, it all pays the same.