dream_weasel @ dream_weasel @sh.itjust.works

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Yeah but that makes my coffee taste funny.

Vocab word of the day.

Yo, better safe than sorry.

Last international trip I took, my 1.5 y/o son got airsick and in trying to help him I got airsick myself. I threw up in the bag, but there was turbulence and no service, so I just put the bag next to my warm coffee between my legs until I could get a minute to throw it away. This was maybe 25 mins into a 4h flight.

Well... Turns out when those bags get completely wet they leak. :/.

I took exactly one pair of pants and one pair of shorts. So I realized after about 15 minutes the warm I was feeling was no longer just my coffee, but the puke juice I was sitting in. I really got to enjoy that for like 3 hours on the plane, customs, and baggage claim.

Lucky me I packed sweatpants for sleeping, so I was saved from rewearing on the way home. But man, bring extra pants. You just never know.

You have not provided anything, bro. You have literally no argument. And I'm not the asshole you have been replying to. You've got nothing because you have presented nothing.

The other guy looks like a dick, but this thread makes you look dumb.

Thanks! It's probably the easiest meal we eat here. Nothing to it.

This is some primo dumbassery right here. Delicious, and stereotypically conservative: obliquely combative, willfully ignorant, or bless-your-heart special. Maybe even a nice mashup of the three...

About the easiest thing you can make tbf.

Yes and that's how it should be. It shouldn't even be conscious. I signal into and out of parking spaces, I signal every lane change, hell I signal for sharp corners sometimes.

It seems to me if you are choosing to signal or not, then the use of turn signals isn't that heavily ingrained. Before I turn the wheel I'm instinctively touching the signal lever.

Keep up the good work!

Kewpie japanese mayo and kinder brand teriyaki sauce then topped with furikake. All off the shelf stuff.

Here's another peek

We are certainly using them slower around here than we used to.

It's a great day to be alive in my ass

We have to put words in your mouth because the ones you are letting slide out of there are not doing the job.

Yes, convicted felons should get to vote. Several states allow it. Some states don't, and those are the problem. Once you serve your time (and pay any associated fines), your debt to society should be considered paid.

If you need an ID to vote, the government should supply that ID, otherwise it's a poll tax. You've got money to pay for Internet and time to post dumb shit on the internet? Then you should have time to research this so randos like me dont have to explain it to you, and you should be willing to pay to post your opinions to us, right? You obviously have the means.

In the rest of the world, supplying identification is indeed not a problem, but the ID situation is decidedly less stupid everywhere else I've spent any time (western Europe vs US).

Your whole thread here is either intentionally ignorant, assholish, or my dude you gotta buy a good helmet and make sure you wear it. I'm going to go with assholish as a matter of generosity.

For basically everyone at least 9 in 10 people you know are... bless their hearts...not winning a nobel prize any time soon.

My wife works a people-facing job, and I could never do it. Most people don't understand most things. That's not to say most people don't know anything, but there are not a lot of polymaths out and about.

Ah yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.

That's not a good story... Ask if they have a mallet!

That's the way I've been doing it since the second kid. But YMMV.

Well then they shouldn't slowly walk all over the place!

The trick is taking care of your body more like how you take care of your car than how you take care of the ant hills in the cracks of your sidewalk.

Deportation**

Unless he's on the list to be aborted then deported, in which case you got it.