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  • Two phrases I’ve used that roughly correlate:

    “Shut your cock holster” and

    “Shut your man pleaser”

    where both refer to the mouth.

  • There’s nothing saying such an appropriate demise can’t be surreptitiously expedited.

  • There might be some if Ham comes back with it. He’s out right now.

  • "Eh, can't make chorizo without slaughtering some pigs, y'know?" – 60% of Hispanic voters, apparently.

  • You have a choice, my awesome little dude: the treats isle first, or the toys isle. What's it gonna be?

  • The blessings document generated considerable conservative backlash, and some critics of the late Pope Francis had expressed hope that Pope Leo would rescind or ignore it.

    Conservatives as always doing a fantasticdemonstrating why they should be chronodeported 2 millennia back.

  • Are you comparing an ordinary, common toy to a top fascist government official? They're referring to Barbie the cartoon character. Deranged though she is, Kristi Noem isn't some piece of plastic getting stamped out by the millions and sold to children for playtime.

    Fuck BigCorp, sure, but it doesn't mean we always need to assign a deeper meaning to someone's post beyond what they've said

  • What, dude? I'll tryna chill here.

  • The Secretary of Defense coordinated military operations on Signal, accidentally included a reporter to the group chat (who later spilled the tea on the whole thing), and in that chat claimed they were "clean" on their opsec.

    That's what republicans do. They're dumber than a bag of wet bags.

  • Still got mine and use it. I bought mine very early on, and ran into an issue I've long since forgotten. I let Valve know and they comped me their entire Valve library, and the issue got sorted later.

    An incredibly cool controller, I love the hell out of it.

  • Deep

    Jump
  • lmao 👽

  • That’s not exactly a bad thing…

  • “Hey guys, that fucking idiot with the water guns is back! Let’s go fuck him up! Again!”

  • lol it’s cadbury

  • Tappy tap tap… tappy tap… tappy tappy tap… tap

  • Brought to you by the party of common sense, reason, and family values.

  • Oh just great, another fokkin’ scouser. Just what we need.