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  • Looks like part of a space station orbiting a water planet

  • Placebos >> vaccines*

    *where memes are concerned

  • I use two fingers to make air quotes, but I’m also not an archaeopteryx.

  • If it’s got three fingers, I’m assuming it uses all three to make its air quotes. Makes ‘em air quote-ier. And I’ve been better and worse, so on average, I’m about average.

  • ‘’’air quotes’’’

  • The mouth to mouth part is no longer medically advised, in favor of effective chest compressions.

    You now only have to think about how you’re going to perform effective chest compressions on an animal whose anatomy you don’t understand at all (or even if you’re supposed to do them to begin with), and, assuming you should do them, keep doing them until a veterinarian qualified to resuscitate a giraffe can be flown in from thousands of miles away.

    Good news! You got this. Have fun!

  • Caroline’s religious beliefs, however, did nothing to stop her from gleefully swan diving into Charles’ debauchery with wild abandon.

  • Republicans: This is exactly what we voted for! 😤

  • ABC couldn’t just have said “found herself in a tough spot”, absolutely had to shoehorn “sticky” in with a pile driver

  • It’s wood floor. Looks about average, what’s the big deal?

  • The serene look on that person’s face is inspiring. “Yes, I do this all the time, and you should, too.”

  • When there’s a booger up in there, I do not fuck around.

  • Well, shit, if they’re taking orders, I’ll have a bhuna gosht with basmati and an order of naan, please.

  • Another attendee, Kristi Thompson, 52, said she was bothered by what she said were Lawler’s long-winded answers that didn’t address the substance of the crowd’s questions.

    “He claims to be available to constituents but he isn’t,” she said.

    The crowd walked out during the final question of the night, which was about protests against Israel. Lawler began to answer, but cut himself off as the room emptied out.

    “I appreciate everybody coming out tonight and taking the time to ask your questions and hear my answers, whether you liked them or not, or agreed with them or not, or whether you really actually wanted to listen to them or not, but I very much appreciate you participating,” he said as attendees exited.

    Of some small note: one of the pictures in the article shows him apparently making the sign of the cross before going out to address the assembly.

  • It’s outrageous for him to claim it’s outrageous for us to properly identify him as Nazi, his being Nazi and all.

  • If he can’t figure out due process, then he surely won’t mind random republicans being energetically relocated to El Salvador, I should think. Plenty of ‘em are criminals.

  • pretty sure it’s gen-α who’s all skibidirizzin’ ur ohio ongong no cap frfr ahh and gen-z’s all u a reel 1 littie poppin fresh bet dont @ me or u gonna catch hands

    But I very well could be mistaken, and frequently am.