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don @ don @lemm.ee
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If I sit in my basement and do nothing, I can't fuck things up

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  • Their mistake was not moving the bowl while pouring. Move the target to meet the arrow.

    • What would happen if Punxsutawney Phil comes out, and immediately dies?

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  • They put in the replacement groundhog and try again, and give the late p-phil an honorable burial. This will happen as many times as necessary for as long as necessary.

    • Should have stayed in the basement and talked to no one

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  • I pronounce it “dee-ah-loozh”.

    • Classical Meme

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  • I’m at a loss for words

    • Neptune isn’t a beautiful oceanic blue

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  • No you cannot! Mods, ban this fucker now, pls

    • Me turning the tap right a micrometer to then burn to ashes

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  • The difference between absolute zero and the Planck temperature is less than a Planck length.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Kei te mau mai ahau i ngā rongo kino...

    • Generalized anxiety

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  • Yeah, that’s kinda what it’s like. That and being anxious about little things many others don’t even consider, like “am I using too much water during this shower?” and when setting timers for just about anything, no matter how simple, becomes a thing to worry over.

    GAD fucking sucks.

    • Testing out the Fediverse, A Breath of Fresh Air

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  • 👋 Hi, and welcome! I ditched a 12 year old Reddit account when spez killed 3rd party API access, bounced around various federated platforms for a bit until I settled here.

    It’s sparse compared to the old site, but that’s also part of the fun: we get to do to Reddit what redditors did to Digg. Lemmy’s home for now, at least, and I’m better off for it.

    Have fun!

    • “Dear Ketamine-Cooked Nazi”: People Are Spamming Elon Musk’s DOGE Inbox

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    • Shots fired into insurance CEO’s Oregon home

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  • We commit no crimes when we save our country.

    • Actually it's pretty cool

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  • I mean, we’re dealing with motherfucking fusion here. I’m surprised they aren’t talking about physical reactor parts that exist only in the 42nd dimension while orbiting a half a light year from Sag A*.

    • Judge gives Trump administration two days to release billions of dollars in blocked foreign aid

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  • First bump

    I knew what you meant. Autocorrect do be an asshole.

    • real friend

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  • Opportunity never dies

    • THOSE EYES

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  • “Holy fuck that last pre-roll got me seein universes and shit, goddamn…”

    • Childhood memories

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  • There was a brief time a few years or so ago when people learned that wombat shit is cubed shaped, and went a little overboard trying to figure out how their poopers worked. This might be related to that.

    • I started doing sketches for fun. Got so many compliments I'm going to do it full time and quit my real job

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  • Watch out kids, we got ourselves a regular fuckin Piet Mondrian here

    • Is there a !remindme bot scooting around lemmyverse?

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  • Yeah, even I disliked my own comment lol

    • Is there a !remindme bot scooting around lemmyverse?

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  • [Media Bias Fact Checker bot has entered the chat full of hope]

    • Anti-Trump summit in DC evacuates after receiving ‘credible bomb threat’

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  • Should start doing that to their conventions, see how they like it.