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Car doors don’t open by themselves

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  • No we just stand around our vehicles and wait for quantum probability to randomly replace the closed door car with one that has open doors. tf you think we do you dunce

    • Tourist attacked by locals after climbing forbidden Mayan temple in Mexico

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  • Every country has its idiots, but none moreso than America right now.

    • Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected.

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    Boom. Roasted, OP. No comin back from that one.

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  • Yep, you got it.

    • "Americans can't coo-"

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  • lol he’s an automatic exemption to nearly everything

    • Arlington Cemetery website is now "Male Whites Only"

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  • Conservatives carefully considered the villain arc of the story and said, “Don’t mind if we do!”

    • Trump voter asks for donations for wife's bond after she's detained by ICE

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  • Fuck no, Brad, donations for rich people and leftists, and we know you’re neither. Trump the fuck up and get you 6-9 other jobs to pay for what you want. Lord helps those who help themselves, and your own bootstraps n shit.

    • Trump to sign order dismantling Education Department Thursday

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  • Won’t be long now until the ghouls shut down public schools, ensuring private religious institutions are who control education.

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  • Probably won’t do anything about those who actively want everyone else around to hear what they’re listening to.

    • Trump voter says he doesn't regret choice despite wife's ICE arrest

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  • Fucking ghouls, Republicans should be put down like walkers, the lot of ‘em.

    • Happens every time

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  • That’s Luna Crunchy Cat on YouTube for anyone wanting to watch an adorable cat eat crunchy food and make funny faces while doing it.

    • Louisiana to use nitrogen execution method it bans for cats and dogs

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  • I believe I can help. It’s because American conservatives, having been psychologically modified to be highly resistant to diversity, have a stratospherically high level of consanguinity with their family members.

    • a miniscule amount of posting

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  • Nooooooo don’t crush puppers head, tf’s wrong with you

    • Trauma

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  • Even with varieties containing the highest amount, kids would still need to be eating nearly 20 or so cores, so the likelihood of poisoning is only a concern for those who might eat that much all at once.

    The likelihood for the average person is being extremely low, since extremely few people will eat that much all at once.

    • Trauma

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  • Same.

    • Clean laundry is obviously the best place for naps.

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  • I am a warm covered in warm sleeping on warm. Be me.

    • when ppl tell me pineapple doesn't belong on pizza

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  • I walked every one of the 42,069 miles/km of this pic barefoot. I am not the being that first began this journey.

    • Trump Axes VA Office Created to Fix Disparities in Veterans’ Benefits — ProPublica

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  • All those conservative minority vets that voted him in gonna have a well-deserved fun time trying to get their money, and that’s assuming doge doesn’t “randomly” decide that they don’t need their benefits.

    • Rule

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  • They’re in their mum’s car.

    • Trump's quest to conquer Canada is confusing everyone

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  • Republicans: I vigorously maintain that dementia is, in fact, pretty fucking cool.