Should be interesting to see who remembers this campaign and who’s perplexed by it. Meanwhile, the NCMEC grows nostalgic.

Seinfeld explains this to Newman.

Holy fuck. Because for some fucking reason, the goddamned director of the fucking central intelligence agency doesn’t fucking know that just because you’re able doesn’t mean you should.

Never fucking mind also apparently just not fucking knowing about the JWICS that’s designed for this exact motherfucking purpose.

GET FUCKED UP THE ASS WITH RUSTY BARBED WIRE YOU TRAITOROUS FUCKING CUNT

You didn’t just make a mistake, you are mistake. And a really good argument for post-birth abortion.

It was officially over quite a long time ago. Are you just now waking up?

Good. It may be your community, too, but that doesn’t permit you to shit it up by parading your support for a fascist dictator that’s actively malignant and hostile to those in that community… you included.

Latrine.

Sniper: perfect, thanks!

FUCK YEAH!

COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY, YEAH!

Republicans: GOD USES THE EVIL AS TOOLS FOR GOOD HALLELUJAH 🙏🏻✝️🙏🏻👼

If some circles on a door prevent you from opening one and peeking inside to check for urinals, you should never have left your house to begin with.

Magic people, magic people! Voodoo people, magic people!

Dumbfuck republicans gooners are hand wave this clusterfuck away because republicans are dumbfuck gooners.

Correct. I’m referring to the posts half a trillion.

500,000 millions

Guessing by the hashtags, it seems like it was posted during the recent impeachment proceedings in South Korea, and given that fanfic writers can indeed be built differently, this wouldn’t surprise me.

Tito’s Vodka is distilled from corn.

[looks at size of giant mutant rabbit] You could’ve just said no.