You just now coming round to this realisation?

If only republicans weren’t so fucking gullible.

They didn’t choose the gooner’s life, friend, the gooner’s life chose them.

It’s how “Hide the pain Harold” becomes “Having awesome times Harold”.

“We’re sorry we stole your shitty kidney. Not because it was the wrong thing to do, but because your kidney is a shitty kidney. You can have that shit back.”

how did you never ask anyone if there’s a Poirot bird you silly frog

How much radically different were you expecting people living then to be? Running around at 90 kph in magical celery shoes? People living much further back were memorializing their hands on cave walls and we do much the same but with canvas and other media.

Pretty sure that one’s turtley enough for the turtle club.

That’s to prevent from happening the one time all you bring is Shrek, you watch five minutes, and realize you wish you’d brought interesting papers to read instead.

Sometimes it takes failing several times before you’ve learned enough to do it correctly. Not everything is “study the process fully and thoroughly, and do it perfectly the first time! 😤”

That’s a bonafide Boltzmann brain.

You don’t have to be perfect, just try your best to avoid anything made in the US. If it’s unavoidable, don’t stress it, just buy the absolute least you can get away with, while looking for EU alternatives.

As an American, who the fuck even has to be told that, by now? If you know what’s going on, you have an obligation to make American corporations shriek their fucking heads off as they hemorrhage profits.

As an American:

FFS STOP BUYING AMERICAN!

At this fucking point, I’m willing to hear Marvin the goddamn Martian’s platform and think he may be on to something with his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

(stares at naked wrist) it’s blur o’clock, I can’t remember when the fuck I started, and I pretty sure I’m on an entirely different goddamn continent than the one I started on. So far it’s going pretty drink.

For those unable to read uncensored words, it’s “f*****g”. Hope that fucking helps.

Late xennial here, you’re a little late, but sure.

By “y’all”, are you referring to every person that voted this election, or only those that didn’t vote Harris? Y’all seem to be of the impression that Americans is a monolith, and y’all ought to know better than that. 

Gleeful that the megacaps just got their genitals fed into a meat grinder, but pissed off that it probably won’t do shit in the long run, and sad for whatever repercussions await those not even tangentially involved far, far down the economic chain. Best I can do.

If this is what it takes for republicans to never hold even so much as a broken toilet seat, well it sure does suck harder’n a black fucking hole… but it seems this is how we have to learn.