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  • This is what light switches and pillows were made for. Now, what’s the safe word again, Santa?

  • Everybody knows that women transmit crabs, and guys are grabby like a lobster. /s

  • …if a society extends tolerance to those who are intolerant, it risks enabling the eventual dominance of intolerance… [Source]

  • I’m not too sure about neovim, but in regular vim you can do yy and grab the entire line (including the line break).

  • Gosh. How will you figure that out? Searching up "neovim docs" in a search engine only gets you to the neovim documentation. THEN, you have to search the documentation for "paste". It's TWO WHOLE STEPS.

    Wow, that's so hard. It’s no wonder that you posted to Lemmy to make someone else do the hard work of ...

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    using a search engine with your own two unbroken hands.

    Yo dawg. You could’ve just downvoted and moved on with your day. But instead, you decided to show the entire internet what a self-important dick you are.

    I’ll let you in on a little secret: not everybody learns the same way that you do. Also, not everyone has the same level of experience. Being kind is free. Being an ass is… well, embarrassing. Do better.

  • I felt that way about binary.

  • I mean just ask Clarence Thomas. From what I’ve gleaned, he hasn’t paid for shit in years.

  • You missed an entire generation there. Though I’m not entirely sure if I should be offended.

  • We are far beyond elections saving us. Trump’s threat of dictatorship not withstanding, we’ve got a stacked court system ready to rule in Republican favor, and Republicans have gerrymandered their way to victory where they would have otherwise lost.

    No amount of voting is going to fix this mess.

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  • They must be growers. Also, make sure the one on the middle right cleans thoroughly under the foreskin.

  • I feel like Porn Historian and Anime Tiddies Expert can be merged into one overarching field.

  • IIRC, at the time Dems had the majority and still the ACA got bastardized before the pubes would let it pass. Personally, I’d consider it a failure.

  • My favorite is when you smell something so horrible that it seems to get stuck in your nose and you smell it for hours even after leaving the smelly place. 🤢

  • My dog name would be pillow, because she loves laying on me.

  • Why not both?

  • Maybe I misunderstood what she said, but my take is that they each got a day to themselves; one-on-one. The rest of the time was for everybody like a normal day.

  • Apple seeds contain cyanide, and are easy to get in quantity without raising suspicion. How long does it take? No idea.

  • Hate to say it, but good. We need to hit the tipping point and soon.

  • Fun fact: he named all five of his sons George Edward Foreman.

    I tell people, 'If you're going to get hit as many times as I've been hit by Mohammad Ali, Joe Frazier, Ken Norton, Evander Holyfield, you're not going to remember many names.’

    🤣

    RIP man. You’ve earned it.

    Edit: one more quote ❤️

    "He has 10 kids, but growing up he made sure that we all had our special time," Georgetta told CBN of her dad. "There was even a time when we all had our own days. There was a Georgetta day, or George the second day, or whatever. And he took that time out to make sure that that day you had whatever you wanted to eat, whatever you wanted to do and he took out time to get to know who we were and who we are now.”

    Damn, that is awesome!