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  • Sadly, no. My chest musculature is so enoumous that it completely envelops me. Kind of impractical in the lab sometimes, but that's the things you do for more testosterone.

  • Nah, I'll just stay in Austria. xD

  • As a male scientist, I approve of this constant reaffirmation of my masculinity.

  • I'm sorry, what?

  • tar -?, -h is dereference or smth.

  • I once bought some cheap-ass knockoff merch shirt that was printed like that. And shit cost, like, five bucks.

    (In retrospect, I'm not proud of buying products of likely slave labor, but what's done is done.)

  • I tried watching it once, but I lost interest after two seasons. It's just not my type of show. That being said, after looking it up, I do remember the minerals thing. xD

  • The most/only infuriating part of this is that he kinda looked like Elongated Muskrat at first glance.

  • The "city" on the side of the car implies that it's a vehicle of city cleaning. It could be some other city service, but then it would be oddly specific. Does the city cleaning service just run over piles of leaves where the artist comes from, instead of shoving them aside? The latter would still be painful but arguably not lethal.

    That aside, where do you find leaf piles just out on the road? Don't they tend to be the result of, you know, being shoved off the street by city cleaning?

    That aside aside, if anything, that cartoon is an argument for banning cars instead of telling kids not to play in leaves.

    Okay, rant over. (I accidentally typed "rent over" at first. If only.)

  • If anyone is the last, it's me. Thank you.

  • Maybe I'm just being dense rn, but... huh?

  • From the moment I understood the weakness of wood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone. Your kind cling to your wood, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call the stick will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the rock is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Fossilliah.

  • The rock. I already have a sword.

  • Eh, depends on your Ordo.

  • Well, you can naturally have zero of something. In fact, you have zero of most things right now.

  • The hero we needed.

  • Well, nickel or cobalt should work too, if middle school science memory doesn't fail me.

  • War

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  • "Listen to that birdsong, so beautiful!"

    "Hey, wanna fuck?" "Anybody up for fucking?" "Somebody please suck my bird dick!"

  • I have a caption, but it only works for spherical memes in a vacuum.

  • Piracy

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  • What if you don't believe in the whole cis/trans thing and just wanna be mute?