Too bad the shadow government won't cooperate because Donald's a prick.

The only person who can actually convince the shadow government to act in the interest of the people is Kamala.

vote kamala for shadow government envoy (president)

Honestly, sorting algos are serious nerd shit. They're for suckers and losers. If it's not worth doing, insertion sort every day of the week. Compute is cheap. If it's actually important, then it's TimSort (it's never important).

Out of the hundreds of judges, over 97% were born on Earth.

All 97%, and all of the remaining 3%, have lived on or in the orbit of Earth for the past three consecutive years. Their financial records indicate that their income is primarily from terrestrial sources.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I swear, but I think Trump had a minor stroke. That's exactly what it sounds like.

We'll see in future appearances, I guess.

Correction: The idiot who installed the shelf ALWAYS forgets to bolt the shelf into the wall unless you personally verify.

Trusting equipment you didn't check gets you killed.

A fuckton of Newtons perpendicular to a support beam is different from 1k Newtons downward

If this is genuine, I think we should accept him at his word.

Well, nice things don't last forever

Holy fuck that ancient guy is young!

How the fuck do you age like that?

My understanding is that in a porn folder one of fictional well endowed characters was apparently supposed to be under aged. I also understand there were numerous horses.

🐎🐴🎠

Guy in the picture is an online politics streamer and has a running "joke" that he's a pedophile.

AFAIK he's not and there's no real evidence supporting it. He is, however, a horse botherer.

Back when the war in Ukraine started someone faked a news story about the "Karkiv Kid Finder", which got some attention. https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/cnn-did-not-tweet-a-story-about-the-kharkiv-kid-finder-idUSL2N2VB0UM/

Eventually, the tectonic plates will be rearranged such that Oklahoma is no longer on the surface of the Earth.

My cookies are never made with enough RAGE and ANGER

Y'all know this umbrella wasn't bought to block rain, right?

At last last we found the architect of all of society's woes: Vivian Wilson.

It was the transes all along! (/s)

I'd rather not spend eternity getting DP'd by a drain unclogger.

It's nice to know that in Portugal, people like me and nationalists like you can share a trash can.

It weirds me out that the you're pretending Portugal, of all places, is a victim of colonialism from America. You've also got a weird fixation about skin color. And you're really concerned about preserving the purity of your culture.

Wanna know what people from my country did to Nazis like you?

I don't even know what fucking country you're talking about. You're definitely a nationalist piece of shit, but the article is talking about poor americans moving to places like Germany in order to get affordable health care; not whatever fever dream real estate ponzi scheme you're arguing against. American workers DO emigrate to Germany in order to work.

Fick dich. Tschüss.

Rich.

Rich foreigners.

What did I say about them in an earlier post? Put them and every other parasitic member of the owning class against a wall for all I care.

I've only spoken about workers. If that doesn't apply to the situation in your country, then I'm not talking about what's happening in your country.

You obtuse flippin nincompoop.

Is it the broke zoomers from the U.S. that are flooding your country?

Do they out work you in the labor market?

I guarantee that a broccoli cut So Cal motherfucker working at a grocers isn't causing housing prices to rise.

You've got reality twisted. It's the owning class that's rat fucking you.