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What did you pay for your democracy sausage?

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  • Freedom isn’t free.

    • making memes from stock photos day 3 (oc)

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  • β€œBut anyway gary you did a great job on the company website.”

    • DOJ sues eBay for selling β€˜rolling coal’ devices; fines could hit $2 billion [article]

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  • There are EV owners, and then there’s these fucks.

    • i think he could

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  • This kills the hedgehog.

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  • There’s only one America’s Funniest Videos.

    • When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone

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  • I’m lovin’ it

    • Noooo

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  • Ruh roh shaggy

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  • No! We’re not like the other social networks!

    • I impulse bought a cheap (sub-$100) telescope for viewing the eclipse, and caught this series to and from totality

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  • In america, we just stare at the sun.

    • All pollinators are important but...

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  • The capitalists of the bee world.

    • Wakey wakey bananas and bakey.

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  • That banana doesn’t need to split. It’s a sundae after all.

    • Still the best show from my childhood, hands down. Fish jizz and all.

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  • Yes.

    I was the salmon.

    Those were my eggs.

    Those children stole my eggs!

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  • It’s funny because cookies are the only way the server will remember you.

    • The right is getting weirder about sex

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  • If a burglar breaks into my house, they are an unwanted guest. Should I wait until they leave? Or are there are certain type of guest which we can be honest with?

    • The right is getting weirder about sex

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  • Can I come over to your house? I promise I will not take a giant shit right on the floor. I will be a good guest, as defined by your defintion of good guest.

    Please respond soon, I’m crowning. I mean hungry. what’s for dinner?

    In seriousness, that sounds passive-agressive af. Why not tell your guest why you don’t want to see them again? If people don’t communicate, people can’t grow.

    • The right is getting weirder about sex

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  • Not at all, why would it be excessive?

    • YSK that there is no such thing as an "alpha wolf"

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  • I’m not sure β€˜alphas’ are the target market for this shirt.

    Actually, I’d love to see this shirt on self-proclaimed alphas. Would be so.. badass…

    • Trolls like this

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  • ikr

    • Trolls like this

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  • Dildo fuckin’ up the feed.

    • Can I watch

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  • wonk wonk