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  • Yeah, I got it thanks. I wish my autocorrect wouldn’t interject itself into conversations but here we are.

    Good laugh. 10/10 would laugh again.

  • Yeah a better analogy would probably be female genital mutilation but americans generally aren’t familiar with that.

    The real issue is consent. I get that parents consent for their children, but that doesn’t mean the parents are correctly predicting the kid’s preferences.

    It’s just a strange practice that we do in america, not due to religion, but due to .. reasons? Cleanliness? β€œI want my son’s cock to look like mine?” it’s weird as hell, but accepted for some stupid reason.

  • Pizza ovens can get up to 1000F, which is where pizza should be baked. If you’re doing this in your oven, you gotta get that thing up as high as possible. I use a nerdchef cast iron β€œstone” in my oven, and the thing says to preheat at 500F for 45 minutes. Your dough may have been fine but maybe your stone or oven wasn’t ready to β€œlight a fire under its ass”. Good luck!

  • Besides autocorrect spelling genitals gentials, not much, bro.

  • Yes, you are correct. Only jewish people have genitals. Thank you for playing.

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  • Are you confident you understand what gentials are?

    What about your understanding of consent?

  • Yeah but as a dad, i don’t like legs. I want my kid to look like me. I was amputated voluntarily. Legs get dirty anyway.

    Actually, why not just cut off the penis and replace it with a tube? That’s a lot cleaner and still functional!

  • Youtube took down a video of a cop abusing a child. they said it was child endangerment. They’re not wrong but also this is a legal issue, that was a man of the law. This should be shared far and wide.

  • Ahh yes, that idiot who asked the guy why concrete doesn’t grow on trees.

    No wait, that’s a different idiot.

  • Did you part-cook the pizza? I’ve made a few pizzas in my home oven and one thing that really helped was part-cooking the dough without topings for a few minutes, adding the toppings and putting the pizza back on the stone in the oven. It helped a lot with color and making sure the dough was cooked fully. Yours looks great though, I bet it was tasty!

  • Genital mutilation under the guise of β€œeasier to clean” is stupid. Cutting off your legs also makes them easier to clean.

  • Find you a girl who looks at you like this.

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  • This. it’s ok to own a home. It’s ok to rent a home. people need places to live.

    What’s not ok is being a slumlord.