dick_fineman @ dick_fineman @discuss.online

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...what would that even look like?

...so we're sending brown folks to what are basically concentration camps and we're not sure if they're alive or not. We're...basically there.

I mean...it's more a punishment for you than me...but get the gloves, I guess. I did eat Taco Bell earlier. Fair warning.

"I'm a US Citizen, eat my dick".

I...don't care. I look forward to a time when we're having Nuremberg trials for the Trump admin. This too shall pass.

Anyone else becoming consciously aware of things they just can't say because China is now going to be the next superpower?

...at least their list of banned statements are coherent and predictable....I guess. With the Trump admin, you could say "I like Gouda cheese" and a few years later find yourself in El Salvador because Trump, or some other moron, got upset that The Netherlands wouldn't willingly be annexed.

...I hate laughing at the downfall of my own country, but we definitely had it coming. I guess Chinese is the new lingua franca. Anyway, can someone help me understand why "Ma" in Mandarin means both weed and mom? How do I buy weed in Beijing?

Oh no. Anyway...

Okay, I'm IBM Aptiva old.

Yeah and they knocked on a bunch of doors begging folks to meet, and everyone was like "Sorry, no thanks".

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A headline I look forward to: "Mitch McConnell dies; no one mourns"

Melania should wear her "I don't care, do you" jacket on a tour of the flyover states. It's fun when the politicians send their wives to places they've pissed off...like when Vance sent his wife to Greenland.

PugJesus was lost in an unfortunate hunting accident.

...I'm older.

...Oregon Trail older, motherfucker.

I've installed Mint and Ubuntu before (over a decade ago), and would manage. I remember having a lot of issues with drivers back then. I'd also be putting it on an HP Spectre x360, and I hear there are some difficulties booting linux because of a firmware issue.

My bank let me! But then turned on some weird "margin" thing where if I overdraft, I just get charged 8% on a "loan"...which...is worse I think...and they didn't tell me. FUN!

Every other Windows distro is okay, since XP. XP ->7 ->10. I'm holding out for 12 because 11 blows, but...Linux looks more attractive every day.

Former boss: How do I make my computer run faster?

Me: you could install more RAM.

FB: Oh do I download that from the internet?

Me: ...no, it's hardware...you have to open the computer up and physically put it in there.

FB: I should have known that, I majored in Computer Science

...I was fired a week later because she "felt threatened". Lol.

I mean, I'm a moron, but I know the basics are: nuclear reaction creates heat, boils water into steam, steam turns turbine, turbine spins magnet inside copper coil. Magic! I still don't understand some lightswitches though...especially the kind that require an app. I'm not downloading an app to turn on a light in my house.