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deegeese
deegeese @ deegeese @sopuli.xyz
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Heck AI

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  • Ancient mech worms

    • Oh well

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  • Missed opportunity to post this on Good Friday

    • CrowdStrike Announces Layoffs Affecting 500 Employees

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  • Don’t forget Broadcom!

    • Anyone ever want to pirate for moralistic reasons?

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  • Who else owns as much content and causes so much harm?

    • Anyone ever want to pirate for moralistic reasons?

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  • Ripping off Jeff Bezos is a moral imperative.

    • Programmers then and now

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  • The missing middle section was documentation and QA getting worse

    • True artists.

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  • What were Kurt Cobain’s last words?

    “Hole’s gonna be big”

    • You know how fire trucks, ambulances, and cars all have flashing lights? Well, if you add up those lights, street by street, there is a single street on earth that has the most flashing lights.

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    • LibreOffice: We still see people on the fediverse recommending OpenOffice, despite it having year-old unfixed security issues

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  • Agreed, but sounds too much like “Libra Office” ♎️⚖️

    • Cosmic fireworks in ultraviolet

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  • Those uncorrected diffraction spikes are really pretty.

    JWST has nicer lens flare than Hubble.

    • Telepathy will be real once we master brain computer interface

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  • No, that’s how you end up with the Borg.

    • LibreOffice: We still see people on the fediverse recommending OpenOffice, despite it having year-old unfixed security issues

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  • I say leeb-ruh, like it’s a Spanish loanword.

    • LibreOffice: We still see people on the fediverse recommending OpenOffice, despite it having year-old unfixed security issues

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  • Sorry I forget sometimes. It’s just that OpenOffice is a way better name. “Libre” is a pretty uncommon word in English and LibreOffice sounds like astrology software.

    • Having 3 stories in one 1 hour tv show wastes a good episode.

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  • Where did you get the idea that there’s a standard length of a story?

    Why can’t 3 minute shorts peacefully coexist with 3 hour movie epics and everything in between?

    • How is it possible that some people have deliberately stayed awake for so long they died? Doesn't the brain have a failsafe to force you to sleep before you die of sleep deprivation?

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    • B&H Forces Users to View Financing Ad

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  • Save that screenshot, then buy it somewhere else and send BH that plus the SS of their non-asshole competitor.

    “You intentionally made it hard to buy, so I went elsewhere”

    • Probably the shittiest part of my job :(

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  • Sure, but those don’t trigger until the term becomes effective.

    • What's your favorite job interview hack?

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  • When they ask if you can/want to do a type of work and the simple answer is ‘No’, never directly say no but instead talk around your limitations in as positive a way you can.

    • Whenever a beast is shown on screen

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  • What other family movies would you like updated to indulge your personal kinks?

    • Ya dirty heathens.

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  • HoTime