deathbird @ deathbird @mander.xyz

Posts

2

Comments

388

Joined

3 yr. ago

No, Art is anal Cheese, but all one word.

Artisanalcheese is still around 4.4k.

Desert Eagle w/ steel core ammo?

Best I can figure since I don't know the language:

Girl cat: "Mrep" is "Hey I see you/Hello/Aloha/Nameste" "Mrow" is "Gimme cheek rubs" "Mrp" is "I like you"

Boy cat: "Murp" is "Look at my belly/wanna play?" "Murrow" is "Pick me up and carry me around" "Mrayer!" Is "Don't leave me, pick me back up!"

If it's a luxury, isn't it almost by definition "something you can live without?"

Looks like right where the glans meets the shaft.

Idk, between Spain and France...did y'all give the Basques something?

USA: Personal cars should be banned, and commercial vehicles should be tightly restricted.

Based on the ratio, we have a genuinely unpopular opinion here. Well done.

You are a family man with a secret identity that loves coffee.

Murdoch owns WSJ, Bezos owns The Washington Post.

So I read it as he only went down on her, that oral sex was the sex that they had.

If they had vaginal intercourse AND he went down on her, I suspect that like a lot of people they used a barrier method for the PIV but not the oral. People don't tend to think of using barriers during oral even if condoms are pretty normalized for PIV.

I hate to say it, but I don't think you need a €3000 computer.

$3000 is a gaming PC, or CAD PC. Unless you're a professional streamer or a CAD designer, you don't need it. You can get a decent computer for 1/2-1/3 of that price.

At the same time, it's okay to buy things you don't need, if you can afford them. But you have to decide if you should.

Broad federation, low conflict.

I picked my instance because it wasn't too big or too small, and it federates with basically everyone.

CathodeRayDude and Keybored

Yeah. Every bacterial STI, plus HPV and herpes (though I'm pretty sure they never test for herpes) can be transmitted via oral sex.

I wouldn't assume it's a solicitation for payment for sex, but it's strange to ask someone you just met to cover your medical expenses. I mean, presumably you'll need the same testing she will. I assume anyone who actually sells sex will try to frankly negotiate payment up front.

My guess is...it was maybe an indirect way of asking you to slow down. Or she's could be on a tight budget and also horny AND knows she's going to have to get down to Planned Parenthood to get tested for the clap after letting some stranger off Hinge eat her out.

People make all kinds of bad decisions when they're horny, and sometimes try to mitigate them in weird ways in the moment. You neve known a guy who started having sex without a condom, then paused to put one on?

Also gonorrhea, syphilis, or chlamydia (and other NGUs).

Basic STI panel, I guess. Idk how much they run these days. Probably depends on where you go (health department, planned parenthood, primary care physician) and whether you're insured or not.

"Ricing" is fixing up your computer (or car) in a custom way so it looks very nice and unique and also runs well.

I believe the term originated in the car customization scene.