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Beans. Fiber. Good!

Smoochiepie goes everywhere. Real fast. Pretty comfy too. Til the road stops. Then we setup camp or drop the boats right there.
She's a bit heavy to drag out of ditches and such. We like to avoid that.

Hmm. Teensy bit more gut. Goofy grin. Snorkle. ... Good enough.

Good God In Heaven!
Now this is the sort of thinking I really like to see on the internet.
Let's continue to explore ideas. I hope none of those ideas include stealing my lugnuts. Let's keep it reasonable folks.

Oh. Ya, srry I'm old. Thx.

Oh. Ya, srry I'm old. Thx.

This is sublime. I made a dupe comment about being old. Lovely. :)

I am an ignorant NW American. We have our hicks and our dicks. Those are my friends. Snorkleboy is one of them.

I drive an overly large (fuckcars would hate it), older plain white pickup with black trim. It's a mobile home, hauls kayaks, cowboy limo, and gets me places. Plus, it gets stuck on the beach.

Most of us don't have snorkles.

(EDIT ... Um, I realized that my white pickup is in the background of the pic. It ain't special.
At least I didn't post the other pic with the distorted reflection of me that looked evil and odd. Hell, I manged to keep my license plate out of it. Good enough.)

I have banana friends. I'm gonna meet you all now.

NO BANNNNNANNNNNA!

@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world

Ohhh. I like this.

This isn't snide internet commentary. This is wisdom.

People that buy crap like this are easily ripped off, and paint targets on themselves for future cons.
So if I wanted to con somebody ... and I saw this guy ...

Do they have snorkles? Because I think that's a REALLY questionable feature on a pickup truck.

I'm waiting till he puts it in the lake.

Hopefully with no innocent passengers this time.

Now, I know a very nice couple that own a Camino. She's awesome, and he's her gearhead rockstar.

But its a fukin weird lookin car, that's fer sure.

Thanks! I stayed up a bit late and laughed with other morons on the internet. Not a bad deal.

I couldn't get it to run TIMECUBE.

I would like to see more comments that start with the words "I aggressively rub".

You people just creeped me out. Like, I was going to close the page.
Nearly too much internet for a sec there.
I got over it.

If ya clean the trench proper, ya aint gotta dig in the mud later.

That sounded kinda funny. Like an echo ... wait ... did you say anything ... hmm. Oh, look at that wall. Boy, that is somethin. These are good mushrooms.

I think I just had an internet moment. Either that or the mushrooms are kicking in.
... um ... both could be true ...

Bannnnannnna.